Bullshit rumors out of HOPE

[Dark Tangent]

So I just heard a rumor being spread at HOPE, invented by someone who used to have green hair (You know who you are!) that I no longer care about DEF CON, and am selling the con to Nulltone. Sorry, but that is utter bullshit. Shame on you.

[converge]

I heard nulltone was so rich now that he was buying defcon at a premium and cancelling it.. damn him. I was looking forward to con this year too. This is what happens when you let kids grow up and dominate the world.

that's right.. and then let's insert something about DT being arrested/run over/mollested, post it on a few blogs and it will be TRUE!@!

[Voltage Spike]

I heard Nulltone optioned the rights to DefCon: The Movie ... that's where the real money is made.

[astcell]

The movie:

DEFCON: Raiders of the Lost ArcInfo

Starring:
DT: Tom Cruise
Nulltone: Paul Reubens
Roamer: Eric Stoltz
Zak: Bob Hoskins
Major: Pierce Brosnan
Priest: Gene Hackman
Queeg: Jabba the Hut
Russr: Sting
Dead Addict: Keith Richards
Siviak: David Spade
Mee: Lucy Liu
Grifter: Sean Hayes
Highwiz: Justin Timberlake

Any others?

[valkyrie]

The movie:

DEFCON: Raiders of the Lost ArcInfo

Starring:
DT: Tom Cruise
Nulltone: Paul Reubens
Roamer: Eric Stoltz
Zak: Bob Hoskins
Major: Pierce Brosnan
Priest: Gene Hackman
Queeg: Jabba the Hut
Russr: Sting
Dead Addict: Keith Richards
Siviak: David Spade
Mee: Lucy Liu
Grifter: Sean Hayes
Highwiz: Justin Timberlake

Any others?

Noid: Dustin Hoffman
ASTCell: Elliot Gould
Bascule: Ozzy Osbourne
Freaky: Eminem
DataWorm: Johnny Depp

:-)

[erehwon]

Noid: Dustin Hoffman
ASTCell: Elliot Gould
Bascule: Ozzy Osbourne
Freaky: Eminem
DataWorm: Johnny Depp

:-)

Is it too much to ask that Jason Statham plays me in the movie? :biggrin:

[Denny2000]

Does this mean that Defcon is cancelled this year???

Damn and I just bought my plane tickets. I need to call the airline :cry:

[astcell]

Erehwon, You are more of a Jack Black (Shallow Hal).

[erehwon]

Erehwon, You are more of a Jack Black (Shallow Hal).

Ack, Jack Black?!?

No really, Jason Statham (The Transporter) makes perfect sense! :biggrin:

[nulltone]

Before you guys derail this thread into oblivion...

Uhm, yeah. I don't know how this started, but I've been getting phone calls from people all day about this. To clear this up even further, I most likely will not be at Defcon this year due to a tight work and travel schedule, plus extended travel around Europe in a few weeks. I figure after doing (and later gooning) seven Defcons in a row, since I was a 12 year old, I think I earned a little break. I still have my forums account, but I handed over the admin position to TheCotMan.

So no, I'm not buying Defcon. But thanks.

And Astcell thinks I should be played by Paul Reubens? Seriously? That's pretty weak.

- Nulltone

[Dutch]

Can we have a cameo of Jack Nicholson, playing Thorn ? Please.. Pretty Please ??

Oh, and someone Canadian playing Renderman. Maybe cater for the teens, by getting Avril Lavigne ? Black fedora, and less mascara, she'd be a dead ringer...

/me walks slowly away. Heatwave so to damn hot to run.

Dutch

[converge]

Oh, and someone Canadian playing Rendermanhttp://defcon.lostboxen.net/forums/the-defcon-movie-2006-cast-renderman.jpg

...Avril Lavigne ...a dead ringer...too much body fat.

[erehwon]

Before you guys derail this thread into oblivion...

Uhm, yeah. I don't know how this started, but I've been getting phone calls from people all day about this. To clear this up even further, I most likely will not be at Defcon this year due to a tight work and travel schedule, plus extended travel around Europe in a few weeks. I figure after doing (and later gooning) seven Defcons in a row, since I was a 12 year old, I think I earned a little break. I still have my forums account, but I handed over the admin position to TheCotMan.

So no, I'm not buying Defcon. But thanks.

Sure Nulltone, denial is nearly always confirmation, just like I wasn't in Baghdad when Saddam was busted... :wink:

[theprez98]

The movie:

DEFCON: Raiders of the Lost ArcInfo

Starring:
DT: Tom Cruise
Nulltone: Paul Reubens
Roamer: Eric Stoltz
Zak: Bob Hoskins
Major: Pierce Brosnan
Priest: Gene Hackman
Queeg: Jabba the Hut
Russr: Sting
Dead Addict: Keith Richards
Siviak: David Spade
Mee: Lucy Liu
Grifter: Sean Hayes
Highwiz: Justin Timberlake

Any others?
I'd be in the credits, but not in the actual movie, since the black helicopter conspiracy keeps me from actually ever showing up at Defcon.

[TheCotMan]

I handed over the admin position to TheCotMan.
Shhh! That was supposed to be a secret!

Seriously though, it has been fun. :-)

By the way, DT gave me these legal papers for transfer of title; how would you like me to deliver them to you?
Oh wait. I was supposed to ask you this in PM. Crap. Too bad there is no edit feature.

I'd be in the credits, but not in the actual movie, since the black helicopter conspiracy keeps me from actually ever showing up at Defcon.

My role in the film won't actually be in the film either, but one of working on the food table for the actors and people working on the movie. It will be my job to make sure every poppy seed bagel has exactly 140 poppy seeds, and that every pizza slice has exactly 5.21 olives. I'll wear really thick glasses and talk through my nose, and sound like a cross between Kermit the frog (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kermit_the_Frog) and Fran Drescher (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000376/)
I won't be mentioned in the credits but my vast food service empire will be.

Who's going to be the Casting Couch Supervisor?

[DaKahuna]

The movie:

Priest: Gene Hackman



Something tells me this just will not work. It would take two Gene's to make one Priest!

[shrdlu]

Something tells me this just will not work. It would take two Gene's to make one Priest!

Not only is Hackman too short to play Priest, he's too cheerful, and wayyyyyyyyyy too old. I also object to Tom Cruise for DT. He's too short and decripit (and goofy). Maybe Keanu Reeves; at least he's a better physical match.

[Abby_Normal]

So I just heard a rumor being spread at HOPE, invented by someone who used to have green hair (You know who you are!) that I no longer care about DEF CON, and am selling the con to Nulltone. Sorry, but that is utter bullshit. Shame on you.

But I wasn't at hope!!! :-)

How much Defcon can I buy for $1.00?

[LosT]

David Spade as Siviak?

Ahahahahhah~ :)

LosT

[Tacitus]

David Spade as Siviak?

Ahahahahhah~ :)

LosT

Spade is too short

[converge]

I think Brad Pitt could play a good Siviak, if thinned out some.

[russ]

How much Defcon can I buy for $1.00?

$1.00 buys a quarter bag of Defcon... purely street price, mind you.

-Russ

[TheCotMan]

$1.00 buys a quarter bag of Defcon... purely street price, mind you.

I thought the labeling of bags defined a 2 orders of magnitude shift in real price?
NickleBag $5
DimeBag $10
QuarterBag $25

Are you saying Defcon is not addictive or a drug? I think we should get some authoritative answer from someone with Defcon Weights and Measures.

[russ]

I thought the labeling of bags defined a 2 orders of magnitude shift in real price?
NickleBag $5
DimeBag $10
QuarterBag $25

Are you saying Defcon is not addictive or a drug? I think we should get some authoritative answer from someone with Defcon Weights and Measures.

Or perhaps we just need someone with more exacting drug experience than I have? ;-)

[guile]

Or perhaps we just need someone with more exacting drug experience than I have? ;-)


Well I guess I'll have to field this one. This is how it would break down:
A dime bag would be 1 gram of weed. So if one were to buy a quarter bag ( which I've never heard that term used ) it would be 2.5 grams, one gram short of a 1/8 which is usually the beginning weight that you would buy said material. Not that I've ever made a purchase. :wink:

[alklloyd]

No one else has seen this likeness? The guy in SLC Punk? Cereal Killer in Hackers?
He would do Siviak justice(or not.)

Al K. Lloyd

[TheCotMan]

Well I guess I'll have to field this one. This is how it would break down:
A dime bag would be 1 gram of weed. So if one were to buy a quarter bag ( which I've never heard that term used ) it would be 2.5 grams, one gram short of a 1/8 which is usually the beginning weight that you would buy said material. Not that I've ever made a purchase. :wink:

Any knowledge I have about it is peripheral to the culture:
drug terms (http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:MoaJPR2qGUkJ:www.hawaii.edu/hivandaids/Street%2520Terms%2520%2520%2520Drugs%2520and%2520t he%2520Drug%2520Trade.pdf+drugs+%22nickle+bag%22+% 22dime+bag%22+%22quarter+bag%22+price&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1
)
These I've heard of before:
Nickel bag — $5 worth of drugs; heroin
Dime bag — $10 worth of drugs
Quarter bag — $25 worth of drugs

These, I've not heard of before:
Five cent bag — $5 worth of drugs
Five dollar bag — $50 worth of drugs
Fifteen cents — $15 worth of drugs

[Abby_Normal]

Why cast actors? I think a cartoon would be much better!

[DaKahuna]

Why cast actors? I think a cartoon would be much better!

I think you have an outstanding idea that. That would be so kool!

[astcell]

Any animators in the group? How about a comic book too?

[valkyrie]

Any animators in the group? How about a comic book too?

One of my nieces has demonstrated adeptness at anime. I will pose this suggestion to her and see what she thinks. I am confident she will enjoy the challenge. :-)

Regards

[noid]

Only rumor I heard out of HOPE was that some guy named Gweeds got cancer of the ass.

[DJ Jackalope]

Oh hey....

DJ Jackalope (played by herself) or by Angelina J or Drew Barrymore. Your choice.