Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

[[Syntax]]

Im doing the Toxic BBQ 14 Shirts this year, and was sent the initial design which can be seen at www.toxicbbq.com. However a slogan for the front side of the shirt has not yet been created. Heres the last 2..

DC 12:
Napalm:
Serious Data Destruction and
One Mean BBQ.

DC 13:
Toxic BBQ II:
Larger flame wars,
Longer forks, and
Freshly smoked noobs

So.. If you have an idea, post it to this thread.. should be a line or two.
We can take a poll from the best ones, and if yours is selected you will receive something in the form of a prize. No idea what yet..

Also, if you didnt catch it in the other thread, you can reserve a shirt by PMing me your size.
Those willing to pay in advance can PM me, and I will send a paypal address.. $17 for those who
pay in advance via paypal. Shirts will be $20 at the BBQ.

[TheCotMan]

...a slogan for the front side of the shirt has not yet been created.

Though it requires a little context, I liked "Toxic BBQ Forever: Teh Prehunt is on! Charging to 1337! CLEAR!

That is a great piece of work. :-)

Also, if you didnt catch it in the other thread, you can reserve a shirt by PMing me your size.

Add me to that. If pre-shrunk cotton, XL if not, XXL, but I'll pay at the con.

When the TBBQ date/time is set, why not add an event to the forum calendar of events. Make sure to choose "ranged event" so you can set a start/end time. You can include a URL to the event in the URL field. Add information about the tee shirts sales.

If you are going to have a slogan contest with a deadline, add the deadline to the events listing too. Heck, if you have plans to meet somewhere to do the pre-bbq store-run, add that as an even too.

Side-note: Now google is snarfing our ical export of forum listed events.

[astcell]

TBBQIII:
If it's dead, we cook it.
If it's alive, we cook it a little longer.


Gotta admit, I love the paddles idea with CLEAR!

[renderman]

Grill of the BBQ. Grill of the car. As long as it's dead, we don't care.

[mfreeck]

TBBQ, where ANY animal is fair game. Hey, where did Bob go?

[astcell]

We're not vegetarians, but we eat animals that are.

[Voltage Spike]

Hackers meet meat. No animal is secure.
Toxic BBQ 14

[[Syntax]]

Those are pretty good..
You have more imagination than I..

[astcell]

Probe my pork!

[converge]

... Teh Prehunt is on! Charging to 1337! CLEAR!

If anyone wants to make any propaganda out of this, the xcf is yours to play with.. stickers, posters, or mousepads (maybe tshirts) come to mind.. I would recommend ditching the 'forever' part in that context though.. since it was my prod at Duke Nukem Forever.. and really doesn't fit in as well outside of a joke context imo

[Thorn]

Vegatables?
That's what food eats.

[converge]

playing off the alternate ATF shirt, I threw this "alcohol, tobacco, firearms ... where's teh beef?" up when I realized I had no good material for a new year.

.. ironically I really liked last years slogan a lot and last years colors (green/black being my personal favorite by far), but I didn't even make it to Vegas :p OTOH, in good fortune I didn't have to hear Alanis Morrisette sing about it.

oh, and http://www.toxicbbq.com has been updated with the infos about Syntax for this years tshirts.

[Xodia]

Toxic BBQ: The one time per year hackers can beat their meat and eat it too.

[[Syntax]]

Im looking to use a blue similar to the links on the forum pages.. least they look blue on my screen, with a purple tinge.

I had this suggestion from someone non related to Defcon.

TBBQ III
If it's smoking, it's cooking,
When it's burning it's done.

[renderman]

DC TBBQ: "Where the elite meet to grill meat"