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Please take the midget poll.
Please take the midget poll.
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16no, that is just stupid18.75%3no, unless it is bridget the midget6.25%1no, i'd rather have an official defcon dwarf18.75%3no, i'd rather have an official defcon troll18.75%3yes, that is genius!6.25%1yes, in fact lets get a small pirate ship for the pool and have a midget show like they have for treasure island... only smaller.0%0yes, include bridget the midget, and lets get a small pirate ship for the pool and have a midget show like they have for treasure island... only smaller.31.25%5umm.. ok none of the above but yes on dwarf squirrels in fishnet stockings0%0I pass on this vote...0%0 -
bw, we thaught of it so we can run the pirate show!
i can coreograph and you can direct! should we co-write it or let a volunteer write it?
wait! we could start a production company!
The Black-K performing midget troupe!
Dance My Pets, DANCE!!!!!the fresh prince of 1337
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d00d, we can seriously do this, I was watching a discovery program on midget-cons... of course they have a different goal... but midgets and alcohol go so well together... we could have midget-stripper-con.. some of those midget chicks look pretty hot, we can have throw-the-midget-on-the-velcro-wall, beer-bong-the-midget... Capture the Midget, Midget Wars, Midget Driving, Smallest Midget contest.... there is no end to the fun and activities!!! :DComment
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one problem....where do we get the midgets?
in the old days they used to feed on the grassy plains of the mid west. but people over hunted and now today there are no natural herds left. infact, i think you have to have a permit even to own one...the fresh prince of 1337
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I just want to stream it live to the net.
-- jediComment
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who the hell voted no?!
what the hell were you thinking?!
nulltone, figure out who that was and boot 'em. we don't have room for those midget hating biggots!
i will defend midgets with the same ferocious intensity as i would my cat or my favorite pair of doc's!
if you poke them, do they not bleed, and do we not laugh?the fresh prince of 1337
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Well... hmm... we can post on several midget boards about midget-con Las Vegas 2003 at the Alexis Park... and when they all get there, we make them do what we want, and offer beer as a food... to make sure they don't run away we put those little body leashes, in fact we can do a midget giveaway throughout the con, having them just thrown into the audience, bouncing off chandeliers... (we would have to install some first)...Originally posted by KeLviN
one problem....where do we get the midgets?
in the old days they used to feed on the grassy plains of the mid west. but people over hunted and now today there are no natural herds left. infact, i think you have to have a permit even to own one...Comment
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Actually I noticed someone voted no right after I posted, I also noticed that the other people besides you and I online were astcell, and Verruckt... and no invisible guests... you and I of course voted one of the yes options.... so the first one that denies it pushes blame on the other :) perhaps for those that do not like midgets (other than being damned to hell), we should have a midget room, where all the midgets are and can congregrate freely with non-midgets... therefore not offending the midget-haters, those being that vote no. ;)Originally posted by KeLviN
who the hell voted no?!Comment
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i'll wait it out.....Originally posted by blackwave
Actually I noticed someone voted no right after I posted, I also noticed that the only people online were astcell, and Verruckt... you and I of course voted one of the yes options.... so the first one that denies it pushes blame on the other :)
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I voted no but I did not vote no...
Ya gotta hate it when the screen won't load fast enough you end up clicking in the wrong spot. Then I saw it was the only no vote, so much for getting lost in the crowd!
Better leave it as is in case the DWARVES get mad, I can say I would rather vote for dwarves!Comment
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Originally posted by astcell
I voted no but I did not vote no...
Ya gotta hate it when the screen won't load fast enough you end up clicking in the wrong spot. Then I saw it was the only no vote, so much for getting lost in the crowd!
Better leave it as is in case the DWARVES get mad, I can say I would rather vote for dwarves!
well.........................we'll let you go this one time.
besides dwarves scare me. their heads are too big. midgets are just fun.the fresh prince of 1337
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here's a contest....
We can always have 10 midgets and ten dwarves and we have to separate them as fast as possible into two separate piles...Comment
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Re: here's a contest....
even better....dwarf vs. midget contests!Originally posted by astcell
We can always have 10 midgets and ten dwarves and we have to separate them as fast as possible into two separate piles...
gladiator fights
mud wresteling
pyramids
civil war reinactmentsthe fresh prince of 1337
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Problem solved ;)Originally posted by astcell
Better leave it as is in case the DWARVES get mad, I can say I would rather vote for dwarves!Comment
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What about trolls?Comment
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