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    Quote: "Has anybody seen my panties and skirt"? "They're in a Shmoo bag".
    Cute Asian chick at Capture the Flag (Sunday).

    This is my signature...

  • #2
    How do YOU know that's going to happen next year?
    perl -e 'print pack(c5, (41*2), sqrt(7056), (unpack(c,H)-2), oct(115), 10)'

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    • #3
      I know whats going to happen.

      Chicks will get drunk and be fucked by multiple guys, whiny bitches will complain, idiots will cause me at least 2 migranes, and the pool will again need to be drained and scrubbed thoroughly.


      The end
      Yes I'm back bitch!

      And darker than ever

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      • #4
        Oh yeah, and my favorite DC12 quote will be

        If I order a salad will you toss it for me.

        Thank you and goodnight
        Yes I'm back bitch!

        And darker than ever

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        • #5
          The best quote for Defcon 12 (in 2004): I am so glad you matured so much in the last 12 months! NOW we're ready!

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          • #6
            I have a feeling I will be overheard saying "Fuckerzz" a time or two...but the odds are slim haha ;)
            perl -e 'print pack(c5, (41*2), sqrt(7056), (unpack(c,H)-2), oct(115), 10)'

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Chris
              I have a feeling I will be overheard saying "Fuckerzz" a time or two...but the odds are slim haha ;)
              Fuckerrrrrr
              the fresh princess of 1338

              What did I do to make you think I give a shit?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Kry0NiK
                Oh yeah, and my favorite DC12 quote will be

                If I order a salad will you toss it for me.

                Thank you and goodnight
                Ya know, the Boston Market's around here have a large sign saying something to the order of:
                "We'll toss your salad while you wait."



                (and then the bus exploded)
                Don't hurt me daddy!

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                • #9
                  remember back during DC12 when that thing happened and all those people were there ?
                  man was that good times or what..!?
                  then that guy said that thing and we all laughed ... and then you like peed on that guy n' stuff..... yeah.... that was fun....

                  Seriously though I do rememberback in DC10 clearing out the B&W ball around 5am ish , and this guy was tottaly passed out ON THE STAGE ! , I looked over and saw one of the techs helping him up , this guy had taken his shoes off and was refusing to put them on , IF i remember correctly he was asking if the tech was god ,the tech was just trying to put shoes on this guy and all i can remember was the tech saying over and over " YUP Shoes good God Bad"



                  Zz...
                  the only question in life is , Why?

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                  • #10
                    Best slogan for DC12:

                    "METAL!!!!"

                    Ok, that was lame, thax to the goons who duck taped me, and put a stop to that. I blacked in and out durning that, so I don't know who they were. Next year I'll wait until Saturday night, so I don't stand out as much...:):)
                    "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"

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                    • #11
                      hackajar, were you the guy who shared a cab with me on Thursday night (okay, Friday morning) and were so drunk you couldn't remember what hotel you were supposed to be going to? That guy told me he'd just gotten thrown in the pool...

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                      • #12
                        DC 12 saying: "One time the Fire Marshall ______________ "
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                        In the end it is the computer that will format us.
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                        • #13
                          Waking up Monday morning with the Toorcon crew, who had gotten quite *ahem* inebriated.

                          One of 'em wakes up...barely coherent...then:

                          "WHERE'S THE CAT?"
                          *confused looks from all*
                          "WHERE'S THE FUCKING CAT?"
                          *more confusion*
                          "WHERE'S THE FUCKING CAT THAT SHAT IN MY MOUTH!?!"

                          Pause. Realization he's referring to alcohol induced morning breath. Hilarity Ensue.

                          --Dan

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Kry0NiK
                            Oh yeah, and my favorite DC12 quote will be

                            If I order a salad will you toss it for me.

                            Thank you and goodnight
                            I may or may not have been around for that one...octalpuss has already told the one about me on the forums....:D

                            The context of joke makes it even better.
                            ~:CK:~
                            I would like to meet a 1 to keep my 0 company.

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                            • #15
                              Quote #2:

                              "Dude, you actually paid for internet access at your hotel"?
                              This is my signature...

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