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  • Awesome Quotes from Blackhat/Defcon?

    Anyone have any great one/two liners from Blackhat or Defcon? I'll start with one

    ASTCELL in his military uniform to the Microsoft PR lady at the Palm's casino

    Lady - Who do you work for?
    ASTCELL - "You may find this hard to believe, but I work for the U.S. Army."

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    "You mean I can't walk though the casino with a fake badge?"
    "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"

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      <drs> Tell the concierge I need a large box of handlebar mustaches.

      <some guy> (To Hotel Staff) Do you guys have somewhere I can plug in for internet? The wireless network here is kind of slow.
      <me> you here for defcon?
      <some guy> yeah.
      <me> (quickly summing this guy up) You probably don't want to use the wireless network here.
      <some guy> It's cool I have norton.

      Couple FBI agents show up to Ninja Party (with invites). We were carding at the time.
      <FBI> (flashing badges) Is this enough to get me in?
      <TW> Sorry, I need to see some ID man.
      <FBI> What you don't respect the FBI?
      <TW> I respect the DOB. Let's see some ID fellas.

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        Priest: "Now that brings a whole new meaning to 'Honeypot'"

        (Hard to hear it, since people were laughing and talking. Corrections welcome)

        (Hard to tell if he was saying honeypot or honey net-- This was stated when Priest heard the "spot the fed" where a woman admitted to drinking, and sleeping with a "fed" only to find he was a fed after going through his stuff while he was sleeping. It was directed at the woman and her actions to determine the fed was a fed.)

        One of the best Defcon quotes in Spot the Fed-- Ever. -- Related to security, and Defcon on multiple levels. Metaphor, and symbolic references galore.
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          Tourons at the bottom of the elevator when some of us got out:
          "Look, hackers!"
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          DJ Jackalope
          dopest dj in the galaxy. *mwah!*
          www.dj-jackalope.com
          send in the drop bears!
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            "Why do you hate freedom?" - Anonymous question t o possible Fed in "Spot the Fed" contests

            Best answer given, "Because I love my job".
            "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"

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              Re: Awesome Quotes from Blackhat/Defcon?

              Originally posted by hackajar
              Best answer given, "Because I love my job".
              i thought he said "because its my job" ... or maybe that was a different spot the fed

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                Re: Awesome Quotes from Blackhat/Defcon?

                It was something to that affect during hj
                "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"

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                  Dumbass 'Tahitian Villiage People" behind my back:

                  "Now, SHE dont look like no nerd!"

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                    Darter 1: All these people are computer hackers.

                    Darter 2: Isn't that illegal?

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                      Drunk dart guy:

                      <slurring> Stupid fuckin' hackers. Putting all these viruses on my computer and fucking things up. I hate you all </slurring>


                      Bruce Potter at the Ninja Paty:

                      Dammit, I am wearing this blouse and skirt and didn't have anywhere to put my wallet. Now I have to go all the way back to my room to get my ID.
                      perl -e 'print pack(c5, (41*2), sqrt(7056), (unpack(c,H)-2), oct(115), 10)'

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                        As we were waiting for the elevator we overhead:
                        Postal dork: "I hear a criminal convetion is in the hotel"
                        Secuirty guard "Yep, 7000 of them"

                        As the elevator closed I said something about hoping they enjoyed the Asshole convention, don't know if they heard it.
                        "There are no failed experiments, only more data"

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                          Mein Fraulein challenge:

                          "Were like edison, we found 2000 ways this challenge doesn't work"
                          DC949 #dc-949

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                            Re: Awesome Quotes from Blackhat/Defcon?

                            Originally posted by CP99
                            Mein Fraulein challenge:

                            "Were like edison, we found 2000 ways this challenge doesn't work"
                            *takes credit for pointing that one out*

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                              "We are all going to wake up on Monday with fucking lung cancer"
                              -- Jefe

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