Hacking, Enterprise Edition

[astcell]

I knew a gal in college who wore the trekkie shirt all the time. Gave a new definiton to warp.

I bet we can convert some of them from trekkie to con!

[Contrarian]

Lots of smart chix get into trek. Unfortunately, the hot ones don't go to the conventions cuz you need to be some kinda loser to go to a geek...

wait...

anyhow, if a chick is into trek she's probably smart, and if she's smart, she's more likely to be into trek.

[astcell]

I wonder where all the Trekkies will be in town. If they get some cuties I may wanna go join them, of course I prefer intelligence, but sometimes that gets in the way....

[Contrarian]

one of my favorite taglines from the old days was..

"He's dead jim. Spock, grab his wallet."

[astcell]

groaner

Do you know where Trekkies work out?

At the "He's Dead Gym."

[Contrarian]

Originally posted by astcell
If Helen Keller falls down in the forest and there is no one around, does she still make a sound?

If Helen Keller fell in de forrest kelley, would he make a sound?

Probably not because he's dead.

But he'd be where no man had gone before.

[Contrarian]

Defcon Scavenger Hunt: Enterprise Edition

Bagging a green bitch - High Five, and shot of pennicillin for space VD

[blackwave]

Re: ?

Originally posted by Grifter
Don't they all?

Yes, we are socially inept beings, except when it comes to getting something for free. ;)

[Grifter]

?

Don't they all?

[russ]

Ok, yes... it's true. This thread has descended into a hellish nightmare.

Originally posted by astcell
If Helen Keller falls down in the forest and there is no one around, does she still make a sound?

[astcell]

If Helen Keller falls down in the forest and there is no one around, does she still make a sound?

[Grifter]

or...


"If a man speaks, but there is no woman aroung to hear him, is he still wrong?"

[blackwave]

Originally posted by astcell
Of course we're looking for the alien or anything in a skirt it never happens, but when we stop looking then the tables turn?

Hmmm, we should put that one up there with:

"if a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, does it make a sound?"..

[astcell]

Of course we're looking for the alien or anything in a skirt it never happens, but when we stop looking then the tables turn?

Just the fact that any female would show an interest in me would PROVE she was an alien! :D

[blackwave]

Originally posted by astcell


Hmm well that's different. Then we'll fight for to the death for her, using only organic material found on the planet surface, specifically in the bar or inside the fax machine.

Hmm... sounds bad to fight for the death.. how about we still use organic material, but the goal is to turn the green alien white with the organic material? :D