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  • converge
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    somehow hauling a desktop pc to vegas has to rate somewhere up there on the list... hah.. crossthreaded

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  • astcell
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    freaking out

    You might be a Defcon freak if:

    The few posts about a possibility of running out of con badges have you running scared....even though you plan to camp out Thursday night in line...no make that Wednesday.

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  • zero
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    Originally posted by Temtel
    OK, here's a few more:
    --you can be entertained by reading RFC's
    And?????

    RFC-0439 PARRY encounters the DOCTOR RFC-0527 ARPAWOCKY RFC-0968 Twas the night before start-up RFC-1097 Telnet subliminal-message option RFC-1121 Act one - the poems RFC-1149exp Standard for the transmission of IP datagrams on avian carriers (Updated by RFC-2549) RFC-1216 Gigabit network economics and paradigm shifts RFC-1217 Memo from the Consortium for Slow Commotion Research (CSCR) RFC-1313 Today's Programming for KRFC AM 1313 Internet Talk Radio RFC-1437 The Extension of MIME Content-Types to a New Medium RFC-1438 Internet Engineering Task Force Statements Of Boredom (SOBs) RFC-1605 SONET to Sonnet Translation RFC-1606 A Historical Perspective On The Usage Of IP Version 9 RFC-1607 A VIEW FROM THE 21ST CENTURY RFC-1776 The Address is the Message RFC-1882 The 12-Days of Technology Before Christmas RFC-1924 A Compact Representation of IPv6 Addresses RFC-1925 The Twelve Networking Truths RFC-1926 An Experimental Encapsulation of IP Datagrams on Top of ATM RFC-1927 Suggested Additional MIME Types for Associating Documents RFC-2100 The Naming of Hosts RFC-2321 RITA -- The Reliable Internetwork Troubleshooting Agent RFC-2322 Management of IP numbers by peg-dhcp RFC-2323 IETF Identification and Security Guidelines RFC-2324 Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP/1.0) RFC-2325 Definitions of Managed Objects for Drip-Type Heated Beverage Hardware Devices using SMIv2 RFC-2549 IP over Avian Carriers with Quality of Service RFC-2550 Y10K and Beyond RFC-2551 The Roman Standards Process -- Revision III RFC-2795 The Infinite Monkey Protocol Suite (IMPS) RFC-3091 Pi Digit Generation Protocol RFC-3092 Etymology of "Foo" RFC-3093 Firewall Enhancement Protocol (FEP) RFC-3251 Electricity over IP RFC-3252 Binary Lexical Octet Ad-hoc Transport

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  • TechnoWeenie
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    .. and a few more..

    --Your IQ is greater then the combined total of the cops that are looking for you
    --Your employer is AFRAID to fire you
    --IRC is the only way you meet new people
    --You have buried so many nick's you are not sure who you are anymore

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  • Temtel
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    OK, here's a few more:

    --Your first "hack" was completely accidental-- honest!
    --You've ever changed a port number to avoid being caught in violation of your ISP's service contract
    --people think your hair color is because you're anti-social. (idiots... They're all alike aren't they?)
    --when looking for a place to live, the choice of high-speed internet options are more important than ANYTHING ELSE.
    --you can be entertained by reading RFC's
    --You can tell how old someone is by asking what their first computer was
    --you've ever turned to a chatroom to nurse a broken heart
    --you're looking forward to seeing the accordian guy again this year.
    --back in the early 90's you figured out how to tweak the two-digit LED display on your 486 DX2/66 box read "99mhz" instead of "66mhz"
    --"Designed for Windows" labels on computers just seems like a challenge to you

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  • d0gcomplex
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    tennis?

    isn't tennis that game they made up for outdoorsy people that like pong?

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  • converge
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    hmmm... i count 14. How many do you need to qualify?

    haven't quite reached the 3-packet level of expertise, no spouse to harass me (although relatives try), kept the bathroom 802.11b... at least for now

    but, everyone knows Anna Kournikova isn't a tennis player... it's a virus silly

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  • Temtel
    started a topic You might be a Defcon freak if:

    You might be a Defcon freak if:

    You might be a Defcon freak if:

    ... the words snort, bitchx, satan, and dsniff don't offend you
    ... you've ever downloaded the latest ISO for your favorite OS.
    ... your spouse hates your computer and won't let you take it on vacation
    ... you see an antenna on a building and wonder if it's using 802.11b
    ... you can "name that application" in under 3 packets
    ... passwords are beneath you
    ... you didn't know Anna Kornikova was a tennis player.
    ... you've ever set your resolution to 1600x1200 so that you can fit more code on the screen
    ... you drowsily stare at the text on your breakfast cereal box looking for intrusion patterns
    ... you wake up with the pattern of a keyboard imprinted in your forehead.
    ... you can't find the cover to your home computer.
    ... you have more than one web-based email alias.
    ... you've used Google's cache site to view a website that was recently taken down by the Feds.
    ... have ever deleted the words after the last "/" in a URL... just to see what's there.
    ... you know what ../.. and ..%255c.. mean.
    ... CIDR is not a drink, but rather a more efficient method of assigning network numbers.
    ... the ticket seller asks if you wan't first-class, and you wonder what the subnet mask will be...
    ... when someone asks you for your website address, you give them your IP and port number.
    ... every email message you send is appended with your PGP public key.
    ... sticky notes attached to PC's catch you eye.
    ... have ever though about wiring your bathroom with Cat 6
    ... you enjoy sitting in a hard chair hunched over a fold-up table full of drunk geeks and beat-up PC's hodgepodged together into a network for 3 days while slamming down cafinated drinks anticipating the moment you can yell " I GOT ROOT!!!"

    -Temtel

    Any more thoughts?! ;-)
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