Things tend to get whacky at NotACon every year, but this was the first time that such an immense cock became part of the escape course... best Gringo run evar.
God, now I'm gonna be *that* guy- the one with good shoulders.
I thought Bruce's shock value scored him higher what with the entire course moving on him.
Last edited by valanx; April 27, 2009, 21:27.
Reason: modesty?
just a quick note, since a few people have been poking me via email and such... the Gringo Warrior site is updated for all of the cons i've been to recently. all scores and times are posted, and the YouTube account has all of the latest videos. Heh, there are even some video clips uploaded that aren't of official runs... but they're quite entertaining, i must say.
Things tend to get whacky at NotACon every year, but this was the first time that such an immense cock became part of the escape course... best Gringo run evar.
This year we should increase the level of realism in Gringo Warrior by infecting everyone with Mexican Swine Flu. You get extra points for locking picking if your fever is above 105.
just a quick note, since a few people have been poking me via email and such... the Gringo Warrior site is updated for all of the cons i've been to recently. all scores and times are posted, and the YouTube account has all of the latest videos. Heh, there are even some video clips uploaded that aren't of official runs... but they're quite entertaining, i must say.
Things tend to get whacky at NotACon every year, but this was the first time that such an immense cock became part of the escape course... best Gringo run evar.
Last edited by Deviant Ollam; April 26, 2009, 11:45.
see... that's sweet of you to say, but i wholly disagree. i actually do have a pretty good handle on the fact that i'm not a total douchebag like i was when i was a kid, but i'm supremely aware of my own limitations... and they are numerous and manifold.
With humility comes self-awareness. :-)
i might have a leg up on the noobs that come right off the turnip truck, but i can't hold a candle to the many, many figures in our community who i consider a pleasure just to know and hang with.
Yeah, even though I don't like any of you very much, there are many cool people in this community...
you're one of those folk, dearest, if you'll pardon my drunkenly dripping praise and poor grammar with dangling prepositions above. i'm still working on the TRISC crew regarding a push in my flights, btw, so that i can chill out with you after the con in Austin and see the flowers in bloom and such. If you don't mind my snoring, i'd be honored to rack out on your couch for a day or two after that conference.
/me rolls over laughing!
awwwww! Stop it! mi futon es su futon. Delighted to have you visit! we'll have coffee out in the outdoor office and watch the morning puppy parade (you will understand once you see it). I will dig about and see if any of the other 512'ers are in town and we'll have a rouser BBQ! Oh, and bring your swim trunks; luscious spa and pool in the offing...
one of the things that is so astounding about you is that you don't really know how cool you are
see... that's sweet of you to say, but i wholly disagree. i actually do have a pretty good handle on the fact that i'm not a total douchebag like i was when i was a kid, but i'm supremely aware of my own limitations... and they are numerous and manifold.
i might have a leg up on the noobs that come right off the turnip truck, but i can't hold a candle to the many, many figures in our community who i consider a pleasure just to know and hang with.
you're one of those folk, dearest, if you'll pardon my drunkenly dripping praise and poor grammar with dangling prepositions above. i'm still working on the TRISC crew regarding a push in my flights, btw, so that i can chill out with you after the con in Austin and see the flowers in bloom and such. If you don't mind my snoring, i'd be honored to rack out on your couch for a day or two after that conference.
heh, that was when i didn't have the jeep pulled in there. it's a little more cluttered now. i have to replace the starter and haven't had time to work on it.
heh, i used to have one. as some folk have heard me say when crying into a beer on occasion, i had the luck of winning one at DC12, the year that the badges had a critical design weakness...
... and the following year the policy allowed people to just use their black badge as a con badge. on the last day of DC13 i looked down and realized it had totally snapped off at some point. so i'm without one now.
lord knows if i'll ever get so lucky again. heh, maybe i'll be like LosT, where someone who wins my contest wants to give their black badge to me as a reward. bah, who am i kidding, i'll never be as cool as that guy.
one of the things that is so astounding about you is that you don't really know how cool you are. :-D
heh, that was when i didn't have the jeep pulled in there. it's a little more cluttered now. i have to replace the starter and haven't had time to work on it.
heh, i used to have one. as some folk have heard me say when crying into a beer on occasion, i had the luck of winning one at DC12, the year that the badges had a critical design weakness...
... and the following year the policy allowed people to just use their black badge as a con badge. on the last day of DC13 i looked down and realized it had totally snapped off at some point. so i'm without one now.
lord knows if i'll ever get so lucky again. heh, maybe i'll be like LosT, where someone who wins my contest wants to give their black badge to me as a reward. bah, who am i kidding, i'll never be as cool as that guy.
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