If a chicken and a half, can lay an egg and a half, in a day and a half... how long would it take a monkey, with a wooden leg, to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
Formal 3 piece suits are required at all Defcon events. If you do not have a tie, the doorman will provide you one.
Alternately, you could search for pictures of previous Defcons and see for yourself.
God's mercy on you if you show up without a top hat..
Will monocle cleaning and walking stick resizing be available on site?
A third party security audit is the IT equivalent of a colonoscopy. It's long, intrusive, very uncomfortable, and when it's done, you'll have seen things you really didn't want to see, and you'll never forget that you've had one.
I might apply for a vendor booth for exactly that purpose next year...
I think it's a great idea. Think of the press that Defcon would get with 6000 computer geeks dressed like Mr. Peanut.
A third party security audit is the IT equivalent of a colonoscopy. It's long, intrusive, very uncomfortable, and when it's done, you'll have seen things you really didn't want to see, and you'll never forget that you've had one.
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