New Defcon Rules

[streaker69]

Re: New Defcon Rules

Never go to a Vegas strip club, period. They suck. Treat yourself to a nice topless show, and if you're still seeking strippers, hit up a cheaper place in your hometown.

He's from Philly. If you've ever been to a strip club there, you'd know why he doesn't go to them there. ;)

[bascule]

Re: New Defcon Rules

Never go to a Vegas strip club, period. They suck. Treat yourself to a nice topless show, and if you're still seeking strippers, hit up a cheaper place in your hometown.

[barry99705]

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Except I forgot to say "USB", so...

Oh!! I missed that part!

[bjaming]

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#9 stay on the fucking right side of the hallway assholes

[theprez98]

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I'm not sure if theprez98 is a member here, so I'll post his for him.

5. Never turn to your buddies on the plane and say, "Look! I have a usb switchblade!".


He was getting the evil eye from the guy behind him the whole flight!

Except I forgot to say "USB", so...

[Xodia]

Re: New Defcon Rules

6. Never use the credit advance machine in the lobby of the hotel. It may be legit, but it will go missing and mysteriously return in a Jesus-like manner three days later.

7. Don't bother throwing your hands up like an idiot for free swag at any point...it does nothing.

8. If taking lock picks as carry-on luggage never fail to mention, "Maam', I am returning from a security conference and have no other means of getting my tools home. Please, examine my badge and identification, I understand its your job."

[barry99705]

Re: New Defcon Rules

I'm not sure if theprez98 is a member here, so I'll post his for him.

5. Never turn to your buddies on the plane and say, "Look! I have a usb switchblade!".


He was getting the evil eye from the guy behind him the whole flight!

[sintax_error]

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New Defcon Rules:

1. Never drink anything larger than your head!
care of Renderman

Does this still apply when/if Quark's ever re-opens?

Never hop into a dumpster higher than your nipple without knowing what's inside.

[eris]

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I went to a vegas strip club for a bachelor party. I thought ahead and did cash only, but late that night I literally ran out of money. I was stressed because I had started with about $600 for the trip! When I finally got back to the hotel room I found $400 in my bag, I had set it aside before leaving *exactly* for this reason :)

So, always plan ahead!

For example, don't leave cheap tech within eyesight in a car whose window it will cost more to replace than the tech. (I heard this rumor, I hope it isn't true, cuz it sucks)

My real advice: take a milk thistle supplement every day during con, drink anything that has multiple B vitamin supplements in it each morning, and before you try to eat on that hangover belly drink a liquid protein shake to prepare your system for solid food. This was my regimen for everyone in my room this year and it was miraculous.
Hack your body!

[barry99705]

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Wow, must have been a hell of a party...

He should have it paid off by Defcon18....

[kallahar]

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I went to a vegas strip club for a bachelor party. I thought ahead and did cash only, but late that night I literally ran out of money. I was stressed because I had started with about $600 for the trip! When I finally got back to the hotel room I found $400 in my bag, I had set it aside before leaving *exactly* for this reason :)

So, always plan ahead!

[Rhenium]

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Wow, must have been a hell of a party...

[YenTheFirst]

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In fact, never go to a Vegas strip club with a credit card, at all, sober or not. Cash only is easier, and serves as a 'know when to stop' limit.

Some would add a rule "don't go to a Las Vegas strip club, period", but I have no comment there.

[xor]

New Defcon Rules:

1. Never drink anything larger than your head!
care of Renderman

2. Never drink anything larger than your head, and then go to a Las Vegas strip club with only a credit card. (My credit card wasn't hacked by hackers, but by strippers)
care of xor

Submissions welcome.


xor