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  • #46
    Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?

    Originally posted by flea View Post
    okokokok... THIS is a blatant fabrication of the truth... THERE WAS *NO*, I REPEAT **NO** PINK GLOWSTICK.

    I MIGHT have had a red one, but I don't think so.... NO WAY IT WAS PINK.

    Queercon was a total win this year, great party.
    "It's not pink, it's salmon!"

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    • #47
      Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?

      Originally posted by calypso View Post
      My favorites were:

      We were on the original spelunking expedition to find the g-spot. -Random Goon
      That was a line that I thought up to shock the "little girls" who thought that they were fitting in to Defcon.

      I used it several times, with hilarious results, with Al Potter and myself. I am thinking about making it a t-shirt.
      --- If you're a snowflake, you're gonna have a bad time.
      Have you ever BEEN to Defcon?

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      • #48
        Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?

        Loved the guys that were doing the TF2 talk.
        First TF2 Guy:This isn't Defcon, most of you aren't drunk enough and I'm not hearing a bunch of "Fuck YOUs!"...can I get a "Fuck You".

        Crowd: FUCK YOU.

        Ten minutest later someone brings him some really cheap Vodka

        Crowd: DRINK DRINK DRINK!

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        Goon: You guys aren't in line here for the Adam Savage talk?

        Random People in the hall way: No (shaking heads).

        Goon: GOOD! I'm so proud of you, you've all grown up so fast.

        --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

        (This happened up in our room)

        St. K had just opened a coke that I had literally ran up to the room.

        St. K: Shit!

        St. K sticks the whole top of the bottle in his mouth and starts to suck.

        Sky: Cup the balls man! Don't forget to cup the balls.

        We all laughed, St. K had so much pop coming out of his nose.

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        Our grouped liked to walk around the Vegas Strip. After about a 2 hr walk and plenty of drinks, we were almost back to the hotel when a Escort came walking our way. She was hot, skankly dressed and sucking on a lolly pop. She gave Sky and me a seductress look as she walked between us. Sky and I looked at each other, didn't say anything and busted a lung laughing. St. K said she looked back at us and looked so confused.

        Skank: What the fuck!?!
        --When in doubt, divide by zero.

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        • #49
          Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?

          Originally posted by RuckusKnight View Post
          I had a hilarious conversation with a cabbie on my way to Penn and Teller.

          Cabbie: So what bring you to Las vegas?
          Me: Computer security convention.
          Cabbie: Hackersssssss?
          Me: *sigh* Yes many of the attendees would self identify as "hackers"
          Cabbie: AHA! I KNEW IT! YOU PUT IN FAKE ATM YES? NO WORRIES I NO TELL.
          rofl... bloody hackers putting in those fake ATMs :/

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          • #50
            Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?

            Originally posted by altNull View Post
            Loved the guys that were doing the TF2 talk.
            First TF2 Guy:This isn't Defcon, most of you aren't drunk enough and I'm not hearing a bunch of "Fuck YOUs!"...can I get a "Fuck You".

            Crowd: FUCK YOU.

            Ten minutest later someone brings him some really cheap Vodka

            Crowd: DRINK DRINK DRINK!

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            Just to clarify, that wasn't cheap vodka. It was Everclear, thus his reaction.
            perl -e 'print pack(c5, (41*2), sqrt(7056), (unpack(c,H)-2), oct(115), 10)'

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            • #51
              Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?

              Originally posted by Chris View Post
              Just to clarify, that wasn't cheap vodka. It was Everclear, thus his reaction.
              My bad, I was in the back. I just saw clear liquid that made people go "UGH."

              Didn't that same bottle make it up to the speakers at the closing event?
              --When in doubt, divide by zero.

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