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[streaker69]

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They sent ME an email inviting me to speak. I sent them one back saying, "Uh dude, do you even research the people you send emails out to speak at your conference. I don't even speak on computer security. Are you sure you want me to speak?"

Surprise, surprise there has been no reply.

You should have accepted and then spoken on something completely outside the realm of what they want to cover.

[SHA-hi]

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Reply back quickly, say that was your wife in your inbox. Say you will be presenting on the topic of the Sunscreen Security System.

When you get there, approach the microphone...
Then you begin...

"If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now...."

Do your best to hold in the laughs.

[Ne0nRa1n]

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Reply back quickly, say that was your wife in your inbox.

My wife? *amused smirk*

Hey, if you guys all go - I'd go. Florida is close enough to me and I am bored enough that it would be funny to see if we could get enough speakers accepted to sway the direction of the entire con.

Not that anyone here would be interested in any sort of shenanigans like that. ;)

[theprez98]

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My wife? *amused smirk*

You can have a wife. We won't be judgmental...

[streaker69]

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My wife? *amused smirk*

Hey, if you guys all go - I'd go. Florida is close enough to me and I am bored enough that it would be funny to see if we could get enough speakers accepted to sway the direction of the entire con.

Not that anyone here would be interested in any sort of shenanigans like that. ;)

Hey, wait a dag-on minute. I didn't say that.

[Ne0nRa1n]

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You can have a wife. We won't be judgmental...

That is what I love about ya prez. You never judge me. ;)