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There's no question that I'm a really weird guy, so here's my "fun" announcement for DefCon 101. And by "fun" I mean it was fun to write, not necessarily fun to read.
T-Shirts Donated by IVU
A book, you know, or maybe two
TheEFF Summit has donated some passes
Legally speaking, they're hardcore badasses
Perhaps, Perhaps a Secret Prize
From the Mystery Challenge, I do surmise
You think you know, but you may be Wrong
A clue you'll have, if you play along
The Scavenger Hunt will be up on the stage
DualDFlipFlop is their brand new paige
Eris and Siviak and Vandal, Oh my
Hack the Contest and you may get by
Lost, his game, your mind may break
The puzzles and challenges will keep you awake
Lockheed and Jenn and GM1 there
The knowledge they have is something quite rare
Pyr0 will show, that contests are cool
Join in the fun and you'll be no fool
DT may tell us where DefCon is going
I don't believe, that attendance is slowing
World Domination is a game to be played
At least the gay hackers don't want a parade
Runnerup is the man with the plan
I really am a super huge fan
I think, my rhyming, will soon stand and halt
If you didn't enjoy it, it isn't my fault
Perhaps you should join us on Thursday at one
The Prizes, The Games, The Talks will be fun
And Now I must leave you, but think on this well
When Sunday comes and you leave the hotel
Will you think back, on your DefCon Story
With thoughts of regret, or those of glory?
DefCon 101 is Thursday July 29th at 1pm
T-Shirts Donated by IVU
A book, you know, or maybe two
TheEFF Summit has donated some passes
Legally speaking, they're hardcore badasses
Perhaps, Perhaps a Secret Prize
From the Mystery Challenge, I do surmise
You think you know, but you may be Wrong
A clue you'll have, if you play along
The Scavenger Hunt will be up on the stage
DualDFlipFlop is their brand new paige
Eris and Siviak and Vandal, Oh my
Hack the Contest and you may get by
Lost, his game, your mind may break
The puzzles and challenges will keep you awake
Lockheed and Jenn and GM1 there
The knowledge they have is something quite rare
Pyr0 will show, that contests are cool
Join in the fun and you'll be no fool
DT may tell us where DefCon is going
I don't believe, that attendance is slowing
World Domination is a game to be played
At least the gay hackers don't want a parade
Runnerup is the man with the plan
I really am a super huge fan
I think, my rhyming, will soon stand and halt
If you didn't enjoy it, it isn't my fault
Perhaps you should join us on Thursday at one
The Prizes, The Games, The Talks will be fun
And Now I must leave you, but think on this well
When Sunday comes and you leave the hotel
Will you think back, on your DefCon Story
With thoughts of regret, or those of glory?
DefCon 101 is Thursday July 29th at 1pm
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