Meet at Defcon...

[rhyme]

At least leave the slim jim alone or give a few tugs before you eat it.

[KeLviN]

anybody want the slim jim?

[rhyme]

well

In that case, I can be food for hungry people at the con. Grab a leg and chew.

[KeLviN]

in that heat you'll be jerky in a couple days.

[rhyme]

stupid

Yea that's true, but at least I'll look cool bleeding to death in the pool. Leave me there for a few days and then take me out... skin slip is fun to watch.

[astcell]

If I shoot first, you won't shoot back.

[rhyme]

shoot.

Dear Dc-shooters,

I will shoot back.

[Brandito]

warning

To all defcon-shooters:

be on the look out for a man wearing a pair of brown shorts, shitty ass white sneakers, a black shirt that says "I read your email", and a blue hat with a Goldman Sachs emblem on it!

Shoot on sight - aim for the nutts.

[rhyme]

tuna?

yea sure. why not.

[astcell]

You mean like tunabreath?

[rhyme]

fecal

I will be wearing a white shirt and blue jeans.

[astcell]

You'll be happy to know you will never qualify to be a vinyl vanna.

[froggy]

Originally posted by astcell
So are all four of those women your wives? And why are they wearing clothes?

I wish.

Has anyone told you that you look like Michael Dell?

No, but I wish I had the kind of cash he does. I suppose he is kinda pudgy like me.

[astcell]

So are all four of those women your wives? And why are they wearing clothes?


Has anyone told you that you look like Michael Dell?

[froggy]

I'll look something like this... the guy that is.

Fuck, img tags don't work, so just go here:

http://www.monkey.org/~jose/pictures...edding/26.html