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To my dear wife:
The thought of six months detained at home with you is more than I can bear. Facing five years in jail, I thought things were finally looking up, but my lawyers say that they are recommending home detention, and that it is highly likely I will be sentenced to this fate. I cannot fathom the thought of being in your presence, unable to escape, for an entire six months. Because of this, I have decided that I must end my life, before you sink your talons into me, and I miss my opportunity.
Your loving husband.the fresh princess of 1338
What did I do to make you think I give a shit?
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propaganda? Conspiracy theories continued...
... they forgot to mention about the black van across the street, and how he was walking down the street and he looked down to see a hundred dollar bill expoxied to the curb, so when he bent over as planned he was accidentally bumped in front of the bus...
... and we all know about emailing things, especially suicide notes ;) (that is so hollywood)
Of course it is more likely that instead of using epoxy for the hundred dollar bill, they probably used the invisible string trick... and he just followed the bill right into the street. (tip step on the bill first, then pick it up by squatting)... but if someone is marked they are going out one way or another.
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