Sumbit your parody here

[astcell]

ORIGINAL VERSION of Small World, with apologies to Walt Disney

It's a world of laughter
A world of tears
It's a world of hopes
And a world of fears
There's so much that we share
That it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all

There is just one moon
And one golden sun
And a smile means
Friendship to every one
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small world after all



DEFCON VERSION

It's a world of Windows
A world of LANs
It's a world of Cisco
Routers and WANs
There's the files that we share
And lawyers are aware
This is Bill's world after all.

I'm a Defcon goon
With a Unix Sun
And my AP means
Free files for everyone
Though the feds try to hide
And the wardrivers ride
It's still Bill's world after all.

[blackwave]

Pirate song here, with sound! :)

Defcon Forums > General Area > Pre-Defcon 10 > What good is drinking if you cant sing some drinking songs?
http://forum.defcon.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=547

[astcell]

We need to put together a Defcon Choir, can anyone sing?

[KeLviN]

Originally posted by astcell
We need to put together a Defcon Choir, can anyone sing?

i can try..... is that good enuf?

i never questioned the dc midget pirate show, but i think the dc chior is pushing it... :)

[blackwave]

Originally posted by KeLviN
i never questioned the dc midget pirate show, but i think the dc chior is pushing it... :)

unless we have the midgets sing for us... have the pirate show to be more of a musical...

[KeLviN]

Originally posted by blackwave
unless we have the midgets sing for us... have the pirate show to be more of a musical...

make it a midget version of pirates of panzance.....

[astcell]

Originally posted by blackwave
unless we have the midgets sing for us... have the pirate show to be more of a musical...

Have them sing short songs....

[blackwave]

Getting images of oompa-loompas now...


OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN ME
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SWEETS
EATING AS MUCH AS AN ELEPHANT EATS
WHAT ARE YOU AT GETTING TERRIBLY FAT
WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT
I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
IF YOU'RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
DOOMPADEE DOO

[KeLviN]

we'd have to paint them yellow or blue to avoid copyright violations....

[astcell]

with our con-a-loompas singing...


Linux Unix Windows and DOS
Operating Systems that made you boss
Compaq, HP, Gateway and Dell
Vendors selling personal hell
What do you do when the service packs come
Install and format? All night? Are you dumb?
Give that assignment to Blackwave to hack
What do you think will come of that
I don't like the look of it
Drinking, Hacking, Wardriving too
At Defcon 10 we know what to do
You will live in happiness too
Like the goons, feds, want you to do
Midgets do rule!

[KeLviN]

when dc has orange midgets singing that, i'm starting my own con.

[astcell]

Originally posted by KeLviN
when dc has orange midgets singing that, i'm starting my own con.

Still holding out for orange midget squirrels are ya.

[Gadsden]

Originally posted by KeLviN
when dc has orange midgets singing that, i'm starting my own con.

When dc has orange midgets singing that, I am laying off the 'shrooms!

[Veovis]

Its still Bills World After All

As it was, is now, and ever shall be



http://www.mysticunderground.net/defcon/billsworld.mp3