Defcon Reviews

[Gadsden]

Originally posted by russ
Is there an issue with using the entire chicken? Aside from a few feathers, the whole chicken comes back out again.... marinated even.

Hmm... you could get a nasty case of salmonella. That would be a tough one to explain to your doctor...

[KeLviN]

I SUGGESTED BRIDGET. i think.

and yes. it all started when BW and myself were going to produce, write, and direct the pool side midget pirate show. like the one they have at treasure island. but we couldn't find enough midgets.

[Gadsden]

Originally posted by KeLviN
BW, lets get some money together and hire a midget in vegas. i'm sure we can find one. he can be the DC forum's midget and participate in Hacker jeopardy.

Wasn't there talk about actually having a midget and do midget tossing and midget battleship in the swimming pool? I do remember Blackwave suggesting getting Bridgett the Midget to show up.. Fuck.. I am sure there are far more obscure things to hire in Vegas, so a midget should be no problem!

[KeLviN]

BW, lets get some money together and hire a midget in vegas. i'm sure we can find one. he can be the DC forum's midget and participate in Hacker jeopardy.

ps, we still need to decide who gets to be on the jeopardy DCForums team. remind me to discuss this with you on the 10th.

[blackwave]

Originally posted by KeLviN
BW, you do realize that we're doing that midget-scenerio-fettish thing again....

it must be built in somewhere... time to party BYOM

[KeLviN]

BW, you do realize that we're doing that midget-scenerio-fettish thing again....

[blackwave]

Originally posted by KeLviN
with shields and jousting poles and 7ft tall squires.....

YES!

VIVE LE MIDGET!

hey ... watch where you are aiming that pole of yours.

[KeLviN]

with shields and jousting poles and 7ft tall squires.....

[blackwave]

Originally posted by KeLviN
thats a pretty tall chicken......!

I am getting pictures of webster and gary coleman riding these things around...

[KeLviN]

thats a pretty tall chicken......!

[astcell]

I think you're using a dwarf chicken. A standard chicken stands,what, about 2 feet tall?

[russ]

Originally posted by astcell
Actually they're for defense but you are right, some folks might like them.

Kinky: Using a feather.
Perverted: Using the whole chicken.

Is there an issue with using the entire chicken? Aside from a few feathers, the whole chicken comes back out again.... marinated even.

[blackwave]

Originally posted by highwizard
Astcell, I didn't know you were so..... kinky

You should check out his nipple rings that he likes to hang by while he is being spanked with a studded paddle board in his leather jock...

[TwinVega]

Originally posted by highwizard
I knew what the purpose was, sarcasm just came into play.

And yes, many places (Like in Philly at the Bike Shop) cattle prods do come into play.

I am just suprised that you are into such kinky affairs.

Please don't elaborate on your preference HW

Originally posted by astcell
Actually they're for defense but you are right, some folks might like them.

Kinky: Using a feather.
Perverted: Using the whole chicken.

I knew what the purpose was, sarcasm just came into play.

And yes, many places (Like in Philly at the Bike Shop) cattle prods do come into play.

I am just suprised that you are into such kinky affairs.