Defcon Reviews

[astcell]

Actually they're for defense but you are right, some folks might like them.

Kinky: Using a feather.
Perverted: Using the whole chicken.

Originally posted by astcell
I think I'll get a vendor table and sell cattle prods to the girls there. Should be fun!

Astcell, I didn't know you were so..... kinky

[Grifter]

Originally posted by russ
Sorry, the DoC already has that... hahahaha

hahaha, I thought the same thing, only I kept it to myself.

[russ]

Originally posted by astcell
I think I'll get a vendor table and sell cattle prods to the girls there. Should be fun!

Sorry, the DoC already has that... hahahaha

[astcell]

I think I'll get a vendor table and sell cattle prods to the girls there. Should be fun!

[russ]

I couldn't agree more

Noid is totally right with this. Defcon is not about childish abuse of other people.... What a retard. You're obviously not one of the attendees that is there to learn or share information.

It's a shame that a representative of a web site that supposedly devotes itself to the elimination of child pr0n, sexual harrassment, etc is such a stupid piece of crap.

Don't bother coming this year, as you'll probably just get you're a$$ kicked and asked to leave.

[noid]

Anyways we walked around and drank ALOT on the first day we had to go to some super k mart or some shit to pick up more booze. Our good friend pneumonia lives in Vegas so he knew exactly where to go. We loaded up on bug, mgd, vodka, and some boonze farm for this dumb girl rebekah or something (also known as bread_). Well we forced her to drink 2 bottles of boonze and soon she was falling all over and having guys "feel her up". After a little we proceded to lock her ass in the guest closet...BECAUSE WE COULD!.

Wow, you drank a lot and took advantage of a drunk girl. You and your friends are sure cool. What frat are you in? You sound like the type of person we had hoped wouldn't show up this year. Please do us a favor and go spend next DefCon out at Lake Havasu..You can drink all the coors light you can handle and get chicks drunk and take advantage of them, all without involving us. Thanks, please pull through.

[astcell]

But they were not trying to hide the booze either. Maybe they were just happy that all I took was alcohol and never asked for I.D.'s. Sort of like a kickback. :D

[Gadsden]

Same here.. I did not know anyone there (except the two folks that were with me) and everyone treated me like a freind they had not met before.

[erehwon]

Originally posted by astcell
Yea I was made pretty welcomed at the party, no one asked who invited me, everyone was pointing to the tub where the keg lay waiting me.

Umm, astcell, yer so damn tall and imposing that I doubt anyone would have told you no, you can't come in here.

[astcell]

Well it is Las Vegas, maybe you can wake up divorced and remarried. :D

[Grifter]

Yeah, now we don't wake up married, we just bring our wives. Which I guess makes us wake up married. Bah, you get my point.

I'll let you know what goes down. Anyone and everyone is invited, this forum is generally well stocked with kool people.

[astcell]

Hiya Grifter,
Yea I was made pretty welcomed at the party, no one asked who invited me, everyone was pointing to the tub where the keg lay waiting me. I felt as at home in that hotel room as with my first college party (except at DC I did not wake up married).

I'm doing my best to be there for a full week (Tue-Tue) and I'll even help with setup if any is needed. You guys rock!

[blackvvave]

I wanna come!

[Grifter]

Come to our party again. That's all we ask, and bring kool people and a kool attitude. We only have one rule at the hektik bashes: Leave your elitist attitude at the door.

We'll also be throwing our party Saturday Night this year. See you all there.