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Originally posted by TwinVega
You even have a faster post velocity than ASTCell:2036 (4.57 posts per day)
You even have a faster post velocity than ASTCell:2036 (4.57 posts per day)
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Wow, at that rate he'll catch up and pass me just before Defcon 14. -
yes, but what will the signal to noise ratio be by then...? ;)Originally posted by astcell
Wow, at that rate he'll catch up and pass me just before Defcon 14.-- jediComment
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yes, I went to the himalayas for one year and learned by those great monks of p0st-fu how to increase the PV (post velocity) using only simple thought... I am writing on a book on it btw, it is coming along slowly since I must increase my PV over CT (constant time) ... though this has a minor side effect with the TVE (temporal velocity effect)... and ok.. back to your regularly scheduled programming.. :)Originally posted by TwinVega
You even have a faster post velocityComment
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You see Russ we are like fucking vampires... you can bad mouth us all you want, we will just turn you into one of us.... and you never know who among you is a drunkenwhore.Originally posted by russ
Yeah, sure they do. They're the symbols for stupid alcoholic children with no future all over the planet. Defcon is not solely about drinking until you puke into a trash can.
I'm not impressed.
By the by, a good deal of the drunkenwhores are defcon staff, as well as speakers, and actual participating members of the security comunity. So we get drunk and puke in trash cans in front of a couple hundred people, we dont save that just for defcon, that is like a normal friday night for a drunkenwhore....
And everyone has a future, it's just that ours' includes AA meetings.
"Humperdink"
Jon Miller CISSP
Sr. Security Engineer
(I know you all thought I worked at McDonalds...)
To quote a great man... "The day I can't do my job drunk, is the day I turn in my badge and gun."Comment
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The drunken whores are fucking crazy, and scary people.
My kind of people!Yes I'm back bitch!
And darker than everComment
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we arent scary... just misunderstood...Comment
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Only on Fridays, you say hmm.... sounds like a tuesday-saturday for some I know...Originally posted by humperdink
that is like a normal friday night for a drunkenwhore....
--simple3Comment
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What about Sunday and Monday? Those slackers!!Originally posted by simple3
Only on Fridays, you say hmm.... sounds like a tuesday-saturday for some I know...
--simple3the fresh princess of 1338
What did I do to make you think I give a shit?Comment
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And sexy, oh so sexy!!!Originally posted by humperdink
we arent scary... just misunderstood...
http://defcon.hektik.org/dcx/pages/DSC00536.html.: Grifter :.
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we're engineers not liberal arts majors give me a break...Originally posted by octalpussy
What about Sunday and Monday? Those slackers!!
--simple3Comment
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I am proud to be a Drunken Whore. In fact, when I envision my funeral, it is much like that scence in "Heathers." I want my dad standing by my open coffin sobbing "I love my dead Drunken Whore Son."
Pour a 40 on my laptop for me homies.perl -e 'print pack(c5, (41*2), sqrt(7056), (unpack(c,H)-2), oct(115), 10)'Comment
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You're assuming I think all defcon staff are intelligent. :-)Originally posted by humperdink
You see Russ we are like fucking vampires... you can bad mouth us all you want, we will just turn you into one of us.... and you never know who among you is a drunkenwhore.
By the by, a good deal of the drunkenwhores are defcon staff, as well as speakers, and actual participating members of the security comunity. So we get drunk and puke in trash cans in front of a couple hundred people, we dont save that just for defcon, that is like a normal friday night for a drunkenwhore....
And everyone has a future, it's just that ours' includes AA meetings.
"Humperdink"
Jon Miller CISSP
Sr. Security Engineer
(I know you all thought I worked at McDonalds...)
To quote a great man... "The day I can't do my job drunk, is the day I turn in my badge and gun."
But hey, it's not my liver.Comment
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Yeah, because you're all sooooo deep with beer bottles in your hand throwing up in trash cans in front of hundreds of kids, most of which still can't legally drink anyway.Originally posted by humperdink
we arent scary... just misunderstood...
Come on dude... drink all you want. Ruin your body and your life, but spare me any simblance of a "motive" or "logical reasoning" behind your actions. You're all great guys. I just don't agree with what you do. A difference in opinion.
Something to tell your grand kids about...
Humperdink: "yeah, back in the the day I was a drunken whore!"
Granddaughter: "What's that grandpa?"
Humperdink: "Well, darling, it's where you drink more booze than is physically healthy and then you proceed to wash it down with more booze. Heck, sometimes I even got the opportunity to show hundreds of kids how I can bring my dinner back up into a rubbermaid container."
Granddaughter: "Gee grandpa, you were pretty dumb, huh?"
Humperdink: "Not dumb, sweetie.... Just misunderstood"
;)Comment
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Ahh....but you forget the other conversation:Originally posted by russ
Humperdink: "yeah, back in the the day I was a drunken whore!"
Granddaughter: "What's that grandpa?"
Humperdink: "Well, darling, it's where you drink more booze than is physically healthy and then you proceed to wash it down with more booze. Heck, sometimes I even got the opportunity to show hundreds of kids how I can bring my dinner back up into a rubbermaid container."
Granddaughter: "Gee grandpa, you were pretty dumb, huh?"
Humperdink: "Not dumb, sweetie.... Just misunderstood"
;)
Humperdink: "yeah, back in the the day I was a drunken whore!"
Grandson: "What's that grandpa?"
Humperdink: "Well, darling, it's where you drink more booze than is physically healthy and then you proceed to wash it down with more booze. Heck, sometimes I even got the opportunity to show hundreds of kids how I can bring my dinner back up into a rubbermaid container."
Grandson: "Grandpa...you fuckin' rocked!"
Humperdink: "Yes, I did, didn't I? Now pass me my beer and my colostomy bag will ya?"perl -e 'print pack(c5, (41*2), sqrt(7056), (unpack(c,H)-2), oct(115), 10)'Comment
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We'll just have to agree to disagree on this one. I simply don't understand the reasoning. But do me a favor... Tell Darwin I said hello when he comes to skim your waste off the top of the gene pool.
But I *DO* have something nice to say about the DWs. At least they keep the masses preoccupied and entertained. I assume it's something akin to plugging in a Dumb & Dumber or Jay and Silent Bob DVD.Comment
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