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  • russ
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    Originally posted by humperdink
    we arent scary... just misunderstood...
    Yeah, because you're all sooooo deep with beer bottles in your hand throwing up in trash cans in front of hundreds of kids, most of which still can't legally drink anyway.

    Come on dude... drink all you want. Ruin your body and your life, but spare me any simblance of a "motive" or "logical reasoning" behind your actions. You're all great guys. I just don't agree with what you do. A difference in opinion.

    Something to tell your grand kids about...

    Humperdink: "yeah, back in the the day I was a drunken whore!"
    Granddaughter: "What's that grandpa?"
    Humperdink: "Well, darling, it's where you drink more booze than is physically healthy and then you proceed to wash it down with more booze. Heck, sometimes I even got the opportunity to show hundreds of kids how I can bring my dinner back up into a rubbermaid container."
    Granddaughter: "Gee grandpa, you were pretty dumb, huh?"
    Humperdink: "Not dumb, sweetie.... Just misunderstood"

    ;)

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  • russ
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    Originally posted by humperdink
    You see Russ we are like fucking vampires... you can bad mouth us all you want, we will just turn you into one of us.... and you never know who among you is a drunkenwhore.

    By the by, a good deal of the drunkenwhores are defcon staff, as well as speakers, and actual participating members of the security comunity. So we get drunk and puke in trash cans in front of a couple hundred people, we dont save that just for defcon, that is like a normal friday night for a drunkenwhore....

    And everyone has a future, it's just that ours' includes AA meetings.

    "Humperdink"
    Jon Miller CISSP
    Sr. Security Engineer
    (I know you all thought I worked at McDonalds...)

    To quote a great man... "The day I can't do my job drunk, is the day I turn in my badge and gun."
    You're assuming I think all defcon staff are intelligent. :-)

    But hey, it's not my liver.

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  • Chris
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    I am proud to be a Drunken Whore. In fact, when I envision my funeral, it is much like that scence in "Heathers." I want my dad standing by my open coffin sobbing "I love my dead Drunken Whore Son."

    Pour a 40 on my laptop for me homies.

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  • simple3
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    Originally posted by octalpussy
    What about Sunday and Monday? Those slackers!!
    we're engineers not liberal arts majors give me a break...

    --simple3

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  • Grifter
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    Originally posted by humperdink
    we arent scary... just misunderstood...
    And sexy, oh so sexy!!!

    http://defcon.hektik.org/dcx/pages/DSC00536.html

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  • octalpus
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    Originally posted by simple3
    Only on Fridays, you say hmm.... sounds like a tuesday-saturday for some I know...

    --simple3
    What about Sunday and Monday? Those slackers!!

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  • simple3
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    Originally posted by humperdink
    that is like a normal friday night for a drunkenwhore....
    Only on Fridays, you say hmm.... sounds like a tuesday-saturday for some I know...

    --simple3

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  • humperdink
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    we arent scary... just misunderstood...

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  • Kry0NiK
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    The drunken whores are fucking crazy, and scary people.

    My kind of people!

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  • humperdink
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    Originally posted by russ
    Yeah, sure they do. They're the symbols for stupid alcoholic children with no future all over the planet. Defcon is not solely about drinking until you puke into a trash can.

    I'm not impressed.
    You see Russ we are like fucking vampires... you can bad mouth us all you want, we will just turn you into one of us.... and you never know who among you is a drunkenwhore.

    By the by, a good deal of the drunkenwhores are defcon staff, as well as speakers, and actual participating members of the security comunity. So we get drunk and puke in trash cans in front of a couple hundred people, we dont save that just for defcon, that is like a normal friday night for a drunkenwhore....

    And everyone has a future, it's just that ours' includes AA meetings.

    "Humperdink"
    Jon Miller CISSP
    Sr. Security Engineer
    (I know you all thought I worked at McDonalds...)

    To quote a great man... "The day I can't do my job drunk, is the day I turn in my badge and gun."

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  • blackwave
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    Originally posted by TwinVega
    You even have a faster post velocity
    yes, I went to the himalayas for one year and learned by those great monks of p0st-fu how to increase the PV (post velocity) using only simple thought... I am writing on a book on it btw, it is coming along slowly since I must increase my PV over CT (constant time) ... though this has a minor side effect with the TVE (temporal velocity effect)... and ok.. back to your regularly scheduled programming.. :)

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  • J3di
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    Originally posted by astcell
    Wow, at that rate he'll catch up and pass me just before Defcon 14.
    yes, but what will the signal to noise ratio be by then...? ;)

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  • astcell
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    Originally posted by TwinVega
    You even have a faster post velocity than ASTCell:2036 (4.57 posts per day)
    Wow, at that rate he'll catch up and pass me just before Defcon 14.

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  • TwinVega
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    Originally posted by highwizard
    If there are going to be any post slut shirts, I want one, and TwinkVega can have one too.
    Okay...and now to compare numbers....

    HighWizard:328 (7.39 posts per day)
    BlackWave:2505 (11.66 posts per day)

    and....
    TwinVega:400 (2.81 posts per day)

    You even have a faster post velocity than ASTCell:2036 (4.57 posts per day)

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  • Grifter
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    Originally posted by highwizard
    If there are going to be any post slut shirts, I want one, and TwinkVega can have one too.
    TwinkVega! Comedy Gold! Hehe.

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