Merchandise

[Grifter]

Originally posted by highwizard
A Defcon Vaginal/Anal sexual stimulation device aka a Dildo.

We already have a Defcon Dildo. Surprise!! It's you!! Try to remain serious please.

[blackwave]

REQ - ok enough with the kmart requests... here is the stuff we really want!

mmmmm.... .

DEFCON BRANDED lockpick sets (manual, automatic)
DEFCON BRANDED emf weapons of death (wristwatch form factor)
DEFCON BRANDED van eck devices (for around 200 bux, in iPAQ form factor)
more cool DEFCON BRANDED black clothing :
(DEFCON bondage shorts YES!)
(DEFCON cardigans NO!)
DEFCON BRANDED bullwhips
DEFCON BRANDED tazers
DEFCON BRANDED blow up dolls (sheep, midgets)
DEFCON BRANDED crossbow
DEFCON BRANDED napalm kits
DEFCON BRANDED thermite kits
DEFCON BRANDED ghostbuster backpack
DEFCON BRANDED wireless floppy disk drive
DEFCON BRANDED "secret plans" grab bags

[EeeekPenguins]

Re: REQ - ok enough with the kmart requests... here is the stuff we really want!

Originally posted by blackwave
mmmmm.... .
DEFCON BRANDED tazers

It doesn't get much funnier then a bunch of drunk guys who have been running on no sleep zapping each other. This one's got my vote.

[nulltone]

A Lineman’s hardhat which can hold two beer cans on the side with a straw.
Basically a somewhat themed beer helmet, with a Defcon or Telco logo on it of course.

[EeeekPenguins]

Originally posted by nulltone
A Lineman’s hardhat which can hold two beer cans on the side with a straw.
Basically a somewhat themed beer helmet, with a Defcon or Telco logo on it of course.

To expand on this, how about Camelbacks (or something) with a DC logo on it, we all know that the camelbacks will not be filled with water.

[blackwave]

defcon branded bullet resistant vests and helmets with matching target logos...

[EeeekPenguins]

Originally posted by blackwave
defcon branded bullet resistant vests and helmets with matching target logos...

Moving targets for the DC shoot eh? That would make things a whole lot more interesting.

[blackwave]

oh I forgot to add defcon branded lightsabers (that really work)

[EeeekPenguins]

Originally posted by blackwave
oh I forgot to add defcon branded lightsabers (that really work)

There will be a few people there that I wouldnt trust with safety scissors let alone light sabers, great idea none the less.

[highwizard]

Originally posted by Grifter
Try to remain serious please.

I was.....

[astcell]

I want a huge rubber stamp that says OWN3D with letters maybe 8" tall and the whole thing 18" long, like a branding iron but for use with ink...for those who fall asleep in the hallways....STAMP!

[blackwave]

ok follow me here...
you know how disneyland flashmountain has those picture moments of where you can get a keychain or photoframe?... yeah you know what i am talking about... ok... now what about we hire a photographer that walks around all during the con, and

a) you can take a pic with someone who got 0wn3d, and have it put on a keychain for say 5 bux with a dc logo on the keychain...

b) pick through photos on a database for those girls you want to stalk after the con, instead of stalking them online.

c) you can take a pic with your head on someone else's body

d) you can take a pic with a dt cardboard cutout *new*

... this idea here folks is the money maker... cha ching all hands down!

[blackwave]

need a raise, a change in career?...

how about DEFCON issued insta-MCSE/etc... certificates... looks and feels like the real thing, hell it even smells real... except perhaps a minor change stating it isn't real in a gray font size 1 type of thing... even comes with matching handy pocket card...

YOU TOO CAN BE CERTIFIED, and have it mean just as much!... maybe even more than the real deal... Get that Raise today!

[astcell]

I love the Defcon MCSE! The DCSE I guess (Defcon Certified Social Engineer)? As for a photographer, heck you don't have to hire anyone! I'll volunteer to shoot digital all around the whole place, hand off the CF cards to one of you (us) with a laptop to do these great ideas with (anyone a Photoshop expert?). Just burn me a CD before we leave. :D Oh, better give me a press pass signed by DT so that I will be invincible!

[blackwave]

Originally posted by astcell
As for a photographer, heck you don't have to hire anyone! I'll volunteer to shoot digital all around the whole place,

but we still need the pics to be put into a dc logo'd keychain... that like paints your hand blue after an hour of holding it or something... (well of course that is not preferred, but most likely to occur)... :D