Monkeypox

[KeLviN]

GET EM OFF OF ME!!! THEY ITCH! THEY ITCH! GET EM OFF!
<scratches violently at puss filled blisters> I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO THE CONGO! WHY ME!
<kelvin remembers the tripical one legged prostitute> oh!.....

[pezz]

Pox-Like Outbreak Reported

Outbreak of Human Monkeypox, Democratic Republic of Congo, 1996 to 1997

Local trappers were asked to capture and bring to the study veterinarian wild animals, especially rodents, squirrels, and nonhuman primates, for which the trappers were paid as an incentive.

Anyone seen KeLvin today?