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  • AggonA
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    I will invent panties with a special cell phone pocket...




    *Did I just say that out loud? OMG*


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    Can I get some action from the back section?

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  • murakami
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    Originally posted by AggonA
    Truth??? zzzz...zzzzz... buzzzz....zzzz....zzzz what truth?....

    jk
    Ain't that the truth.

    I gave my wife an Archos MP3/hardrive gadget, and I swear if that thing vibrated I would never see her again. Maybe for Christmas, I'll install a couple of pager motors and an interface circuit to control the motors based on the amplitude of the signal from the speaker.

    This gets me thinking!

    Maybe a USB model first, then we could have teledildonics, give it a web services interface (this would give SOAP a new meaning and imagine the XSLT), serve it up through a p2p darknet with a fetish store front. Shit, I could be the king of teledildonics.

    Now I gotta order me some USB speakers and some vibrators. For the Defcon Robot contest, we could have the dildonic Turing test. Bust out the condoms and betadine!

    More thoughts:

    To borrow from www.goatse.cx, I will use the terms "giver" and "receiver." Instead of complicated positioning gear, you could use a theremin sort of interface to capture the motions of the giver. The darknet client software would capture and encode the motions for playback to to the receiver's client and ultimately to the robotic USB dildo.

    Is it T.T. Boyd or is it Memorex?
    Last edited by murakami; October 3, 2003, 11:29.

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  • AggonA
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    Originally posted by bobaxos
    I really wonder if there is any truth to it.
    Truth??? zzzz...zzzzz... buzzzz....zzzz....zzzz what truth?....

    jk

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  • bobaxos
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    Originally posted by AggonA
    thats a pretty interesting article. I really wonder if there is any truth to it.

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  • blackwave
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    that is beyond a doubt too much time on someone's hands... or other regions...


    We drew the curtains and darkened the room. Justin played for hours. Dreamily I would once in a while say things like, "Could you do the 2nd Area again? That's my favorite."

    After many of my langorous gasps and moans, we stopped playing, and tried to analyze the gameplay experience. "I don't know exactly what the game designers intended with that trance vibrator thing - but it had to be this, right?"

    "It's a total stoner game," said Justin.

    "But don't you think this trance vibrator extension is so your girlfriend can get off while you're playing the game? Or so a girl gamer can get off while she's playing the game?"

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  • AggonA
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    No end in site

    and the ladies like to masterbate too!
    Last edited by AggonA; October 2, 2003, 11:27.

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  • TwinVega
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    if it were USB, imagine if a virus came out for the arm, or perhaps enabling 802.11 on the arm itself...
    stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself.

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  • renderman
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    Originally posted by Shatter
    This could be a whole new dimintion to Dildonics
    And Kelvins USB toothbrush did'nt make you think about the other possibilites?

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  • Shatter
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    Originally posted by EeeekPenguins
    HW only you could find something like that...I think I will have to order 1.

    Does it run CP/M?

    ow about USB?

    This could be a whole new dimintion to Dildonics

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  • EeeekPenguins
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    Originally posted by highwizard
    Ah, the wonders of modern Tech. Even for those who don't read Japanese I think the pictures say it all:


    http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm
    HW only you could find something like that...I think I will have to order 1.

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  • blackwave
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    rofl, thanks hizzle, I knew you could hook us up!

    damn, I am going to be laughing all day!

    ps that purple pussy really works!

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  • highwizard
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    Originally posted by blackwave
    well there is a wearable not too many geeks can boast about... although masturbation doesn't look as fun... :/

    Ah, the wonders of modern Tech. Even for those who don't read Japanese I think the pictures say it all:


    http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm

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  • KeLviN
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    stuff like this just makes me glad that i live in the technologicaly evolving age that i do.

    inspite of having a prosthetic, i think that the strangest pat of the process would be charging my arm at night.

    next step; harnasing bio-electricity to run the new prosthetics.

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  • pezz
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    Originally posted by highwizard
    Why do it yourself, when you have someone who can do it for you?
    (enter stitch)

    Where has he been of late?

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  • highwizard
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    Originally posted by blackwave
    well there is a wearable not too many geeks can boast about... although masturbation doesn't look as fun... :/

    Why do it yourself, when you have someone who can do it for you?

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