'Interviewing With an Intelligence Agency... "

[neKrobit]

article on /. http://slashdot.org/articles/03/12/0...tid=158&tid=99 make for a fun read...

'Interviewing With an Intelligence Agency (or, A Funny thing Happened on the Way to Fort Meade)'
http://www.fas.org/irp/eprint/nsa-interview.pdf
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[highwizard]

article on /. http://slashdot.org/articles/03/12/0...tid=158&tid=99 make for a fun read...

'Interviewing With an Intelligence Agency (or, A Funny thing Happened on the Way to Fort Meade)'
http://www.fas.org/irp/eprint/nsa-interview.pdf
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NSA a bunch of Pussies
DIA Losers to the extreme
FBI Whores, whores I say!
ATF "Jack Booted Thugs"
DEA pot smoking rejects who need to goto detox
DHS a gaggle of queers
State/Local LEO the minions of Saurman
CIA bastards of the cold war
NASA Hornswagglers and Vermicious Knids

That should do it for now. This also includes contractors of said agencies

Oh, and the guy who wrote the article probably was a secret militia interloper.

[astcell]

...DHS a gaggle of queers...

So you approve of those guys then? :>

[highwizard]

...DHS a gaggle of queers...

So you approve of those guys then? :>

They're F A B U L O U S

[astcell]

Be sure to go here when you get a chance for more stories.

[highwizard]

Be sure to go here when you get a chance for more stories.

Do you have a favorite?

[astcell]

There are too many to choose from!

[highwizard]

There are too many to choose from!

If only elected officals had to deal with the same scrutiny.

[astcell]

Ain't that the truth!!!

Of course we all know the standards for choosing Defcon Goons are much much higher than anything the NSA can throw at them! :>

[highwizard]

Ain't that the truth!!!

Of course we all know the standards for choosing Defcon Goons are much much higher than anything the NSA can throw at them! :>

Yea, and we all know that if you apply to be a Goon and you don't pass the background check that instead of saying have a nice day, they terminate you. For this reason, we will never see an article written on this process.

[astcell]

Explains why I never here anyone say, "I wanted to be a goon but they thought I drank too much..."

[murakami]

NSA a bunch of Pussies
DIA Losers to the extreme
FBI Whores, whores I say!
ATF "Jack Booted Thugs"
DEA pot smoking rejects who need to goto detox
DHS a gaggle of queers
State/Local LEO the minions of Saurman
CIA bastards of the cold war
NASA Hornswagglers and Vermicious Knids

You forget the newest TLA, NGA (formerly NIMA).

What I really want to know is how their cafeterias compare.

[highwizard]

You forget the newest TLA, NGA (formerly NIMA).

What I really want to know is how their cafeterias compare.

Perhaps I will make a more complete list later.

[astcell]

Here's a primer for the newbies.

[hackajar]

Interesting note. My (now) as of late Development manager just jumped ship to the DOJ. On his last day of work at the company, 3 'agents' arrived to do 'suprise' interviews with random people in the office (I was not picked). They asked questions like "has he ever lied?" very ambiguosly. Who doesn't lie? But like all g-man questions, it probalbly had a hidden meaning.