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    Tech Support Humor

    Thought some of you might need a little humor to make the day go by faster or go better:

    http://www.angelfire.com/freak2/miss_bree/Tech.html


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    Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.
    -Oscar Wilde-
    "It is difficult not to wonder whether that combination of elements which produces a machine for labor does not create also a soul of sorts, a dull resentful metallic will, which can rebel at times". Pearl S. Buck
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    The best are at TechTales.com. I got a "Tech Support" jock strap from them for having the best story one month.

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    • #3
      There's something I found a long time ago during my BBS days that I've since lost and have been trying to find again. It's a recording of a tech support call from an angry customer who had sent his Canon laptop in for service and it was apparently returned with its hard drive wiped. The call started out quite calm and composed during the beginning, but then the guy erupts saying "...everything I have been working on for the PAST (x number of) YEARS OF MY LIFE IS GONE... STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH ME" blah blah blah
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      45 5F E1 04 22 CA 29 C4 93 3F 95 05 2B 79 2A B1
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      • #4
        I've totally heard the wav file as well.
        "Those who would willingly trade essential liberty for temporary security are deserving of neither." --Benjamin Franklin

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        • #5
          Was that the same one where the guy said "If this computer had legs, it would have kicked me in the balls"?
          Liberty not only means that the individual has both the opportunity and the burden of choice;
          it also means that he must bear the consequences of his actions.
          Liberty and responsibility are inseparable.

          - Friedrich Hayek

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          • #6
            Originally posted by bascule
            There's something I found a long time ago during my BBS days that I've since lost and have been trying to find again. It's a recording of a tech support call from an angry customer who had sent his Canon laptop in for service and it was apparently returned with its hard drive wiped. The call started out quite calm and composed during the beginning, but then the guy erupts saying "...everything I have been working on for the PAST (x number of) YEARS OF MY LIFE IS GONE... STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH ME" blah blah blah

            I think this is what you are refering to:

            http://www.antipixel.com/blog/archives/2002/10/05/canon_help_desk_recording.html

            Direct File Link: http://www.antipixel.com/blog/archives/audio/canonhelpdesk.mp3

            Also found here: http://www.wlug.org.nz/archive/sounds/

            The Joys of what 2 minutes on Google turns up.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by highwizard
              The Joys of what 2 minutes on Google turns up.
              Worship the Google
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              45 5F E1 04 22 CA 29 C4 93 3F 95 05 2B 79 2A B1
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              • #8
                Originally posted by bascule
                Worship the Google
                Hail to the Great Google.

                Also, Hail to the Great HighWizard, for his connection to the Google.


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                • #9
                  some day i'll have to check out this "google" website, it sounds pretty cool.
                  "Those who would willingly trade essential liberty for temporary security are deserving of neither." --Benjamin Franklin

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