Defcon Competitions

[Chris]

You mean to say he remembers both of them?

Yep, I remember both of 'em. First was the gloriously smooth left hand...but then, I started to branch out and explore my rough nature, with the more calloused and worn right hand.

[astcell]

Do you remember all of your sexual encounters as well?

You mean to say he remembers both of them?

I have the bizarre ability to remember almost everything I have said...ever.

Unfortunately I can never remember who I said it to :D

Do you remember all of your sexual encounters as well?

[Chris]

I don't know what's worse...the fact that I am a year behind Chris on his jokes, or that he keeps a file of where and when he posted them.

I have the bizarre ability to remember almost everything I have said...ever.

Unfortunately I can never remember who I said it to :D

[astcell]

I don't know what's worse...the fact that I am a year behind Chris on his jokes, or that he keeps a file of where and when he posted them.

[pezz]

You could have been called "The Pezz Dispensers"

Yet another SH item we missed....The compaq/linux pez dispenser

HEY! Don't be swipin' my year old jokes: http://forum.defcon.org/showpost.php...76&postcount=7

Don't make me get loopy on your ass. :D

Mmmmm... You can get loopy on my ass anytime baby!

[Chris]

You could have been called "The Pezz Dispensers"

HEY! Don't be swipin' my year old jokes: http://forum.defcon.org/showpost.php...76&postcount=7

I should point out that each and every thing I say at all times is copyrighted Chris. I have a team of lawyers that makes the RIAA, MPAA, FCC, and OJ cower in fear. Don't make me get loopy on your ass. :D

[astcell]

You could have been called "The Pezz Dispensers"

[pezz]

Kelvin wanted to name it "Our Team"? He looks like the product of Alfalfa and Darla having a kid. :>

Actually, he tried to insist that we call it Team Pezz, but I said "NO" that wouldn't be fair to others and would make me look like a power hungry control freak.

Nexst year, I am going to complete my card collection while walking around searching for stuff. I need to pick up a few more "rookie" cards off the sidewalk to complete my set.

[astcell]

Our Gang?

Kelvin wanted to name it "Our Team"? He looks like the product of Alfalfa and Darla having a kid. :>

[pezz]

Ohhhh. Are we doing Scavenger hunt again this year?

The Winning Team will return....da da daaaaa

Should I take credit for naming our team. Kelvin wanted to name it something like "Our Team" which I thought sucked.

I need more dedicated people on my team, not those who run off with hookers and show up after the submission deadline holding 600 unusable points. :D

[astcell]

And who will be keeping score this year? Me thinks a pencil and paper will make a better score keeper. :>

[nous]

close.... I was on the Eleetist Cunts The-Team-That-Won.. "The Winning Team" came in second place.... serves them right for the high hopes :D

by the way... who all is on my (yes Octalpuss it is my year to claim the team) this year?

Me? Can I, can I, huh? Can I puh-lease?

(Although, I can't say I'm down for eating more Sweet&Low and I'm definitely not eating any new bills... not with the RFID tags in 'em...)

[KeLviN]

(Of course, you still have me as an unofficial member) =o)

prize monger!