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  • Drake
    You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When...

    You speed walk in your sleep.
    You sleep with your eyes open.
    You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
    You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
    The only time you're standing still is in an earthquake.
    You lick your coffeepot clean.
    Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
    The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
    You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.
    You don't sweat, you percolate.
    You've worn out the handles on your favorite mug.
    You've built a miniature city out of plastic stirrers.
    People get dizzy just watching you.
    People can test their batteries in your ears.
    When someone asks you," How are you?" you answer, "Good to the last drop."
    You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
    You can outlast the Energizer Bunny.
    You think being called a drip is a compliment.
    You don't tan, you roast.
    You don't get mad, you get steamed.
    You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
    Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.

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  • goathead
    heheh yesss mo java

    ill be sure to bring a generous qty of turbo truffles along as well. damn, made my pulse jump thinking about it.

    how much caffiene can exist in one location before it becomes a controlled substance? i'll not ponder that too long... #wheres my damn java?#

    um yeah more caffiene good.



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  • octalpus
    Originally posted by LowKey
    Anyone I should suck up to to be a potential judge for Coffee Wars V?
    In the past, anyone who enters a coffee has been invited to judge. I'd assume that would stay the same this year, but there should be an official Coffee Wars site with all the details soon. They will probably announce it on the forums and it will be linked from the DC12 planning pages.

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  • LowKey
    started a topic Coffee Wars V

    Coffee Wars V

    Anyone I should suck up to to be a potential judge for Coffee Wars V?

    Anyone who needs free caffeinated candy, just find me...nothing like minty fresh breath and a twitch that would make epileptics nervous. Just hope I bring enough to share...