I went to DefCon 1. I took Greyhound there. It sucked.

Well, the con didn't suck, but Greyhound did.

I'm heading to Defcon 12 from Long Beach, CA. If you need a ride, I'm taking applications for shotgun. I will most likely be leaving on Thursday afternoon / evening, and returning to the LA area on Monday morning / afternoon. If you can work with those times, you are more than welcome to come along.