Haxxxor Girls

[Voltage Spike]

(Started in dev/null 'cause I know my audience.)

Good news everybody! This just in:

July 25, 2004 - HaXXXor Volume 2: Fear of an 8-bit Planet is now complete, and is currently being mass produced for distribution at the Defcon Conference in Las Vegas next weekend!

I know that was my favorite part.

I was kinda' hoping the rumors of a ban were true, but Defcon takes all kinds...

[bascule]

Fortunately the haxxxor girls aren't particularly intelligent, which makes them rather easy to heckle!

[gzzah]

Ooops. I told the wife they weren't going to be here this year so she's coming along to the con.

This could get interesting (but it probably won't).

[jesse]

judging by the video clips, they're even UGLIER this year.

[astcell]

judging by the video clips, they're even UGLIER this year.

I'd swear that one of them was Woody Allen.

[bascule]

I'd swear that one of them was Woody Allen.

That's better than the one who looks like Marlon Brando...

[Xodia]

4. Binary Babe Uses Her Breasts to explain Binary and Hexadecimal

Nuff' said.

[astcell]

Aren't there health laws about opening that DVD in a hotel with a restaurant in it? I guess we can always threaten the fire marshal with it.

[gzzah]

Originally Posted by Haxxx0r Volume 2 Table of Contents:

5. Digital Logic
6. Phone Sex, After Taking Apart The Telephone
6. A Smurf Attack You'll Never Forget

Crap, they can't even get numbering squencing to work right how can I trust they will have the "Sexiest ASCII chart" I've ever seen???

[skroo]

Mind you, this could be the start of the least popular and shortest-lived Defcon contest: Haxxxor Girl STD Bingo.

[LosT]

Nice, the Haxxxor vol 2. says "fear of an 8-bit planet"- wouldn't you know it, my TCP/IP device entry has an 8-bit micro controller in it...damn ... maybe that means they'll fear my entry...hehehe

LosT

[bascule]

4. Binary Babe Uses Her Breasts to explain Binary and Hexadecimal

And here I was thinking nothing could be worse than Spiderbabe

[noid]

OH, dont forget another of Terry West's cinematic masterpieces: Lord of the G-Strings

[drdank]

Are these sold by the same guy with the cat-ear things on his head?

[Staticwave]

That has to be the single nastiest set of girls I have ever seen in my life. Now I have to go wash my eyes out with soap.