Monkey butlers

[skroo]

And they are not midgets they are "little people."

MC Peepants says it's 4 da shorteez.

[allentrace]

At exactly what point is someone a midget? My girlfriend is 4'11" or 5'0" at the most and keeps worrying that she might be a midget. Wonder if she can get extra financial aid for that.

-zac

Under Five feet and over a certain age constitutes availability for federal aid. And they are not midgets they are "little people."

[pr0zac0x2a]

At exactly what point is someone a midget? My girlfriend is 4'11" or 5'0" at the most and keeps worrying that she might be a midget. Wonder if she can get extra financial aid for that.

-zac

[Floydr47]

That would rule!! We could have Bridget the Midget as a ring girl!
I remember the days when there would be at least one midget battle royal a week on TV... damn political correctness!

I think they prefer to be refered to as vertically challenged...or is it something else this week...?

[Gadsden]

Um, I don't think that would be a good idea. Besides would you want to See This???

That would rule!! We could have Bridget the Midget as a ring girl!
I remember the days when there would be at least one midget battle royal a week on TV... damn political correctness!

[lil_freak]

It would probably be easier to get midget wrestling..

Um, I don't think that would be a good idea. Besides would you want to See This???

[Gadsden]

At the end of con, could there be a mokey knife fight? That would be swell.

"Furious George! What have they done to your beautiful face?"

It would probably be easier to get midget wrestling..

[allentrace]

At the end of con, could there be a mokey knife fight? That would be swell.

"Furious George! What have they done to your beautiful face?"

Kinda like when Stewie ordered the two butlers to fight to the death in Family Guy.

[night_flux]

At the end of con, could there be a mokey knife fight? That would be swell.

"Furious George! What have they done to your beautiful face?"

[alklloyd]

As long as I can get Linda Harrison in a leather loincloth and a martini out of it, I'm fine with the idea :)

You know, even from that brief look at her in the remake <cough>, she still looked good.

The only good thing about that pos was Tim Roth and Heston's cameo.

Al

[Gormless]

Tuxedos, roller skates, and Uncle Sam top hats. They will also be smoking cigars.

HMMMMM sounds very good. I'm In.

Gormless

[skroo]

Question... Will the monkeys have some attire? (Like a black and white suit.)

Tuxedos, roller skates, and Uncle Sam top hats. They will also be smoking cigars.

[Gormless]

Question... Will the monkeys have some attire? (Like a black and white suit.) As always said, “The first impression is a lasting impression.”

Gormless

[skroo]

"You maniacs! You blew it all up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!"

As long as I can get Linda Harrison in a leather loincloth and a martini out of it, I'm fine with the idea :)

[alklloyd]

I dunno, Skroo...You know where that whole monkey butler stuff leads...

"You maniacs! You blew it all up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!"

Al