I have room for 1 person, I have a monarch suite. Theres currently 3 people staying in the room, 2 guys from Dallas/FTW and myself from SA.

So.. If I know you, or you know someone who knows me, and I believe you arent a raving lunatic whos gonna slaughter me in my sleep, respond..

For the right price, we'll let you camp somewhere. Hell and maybe even ride in our car..

This is an attractive advertisement isnt it?