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[converge]

.. or catch them all in one room tonight at the Forum Meet.

It might be wise for visitors on similar connections to remember that SSL is live and functional on https://forum.defcon.org.

[TheCotMan]

I am here and nobody seems to be checking their PMs. I guess everyone's afraid to use the hotel LAN. Or they're out having fun and I'm the only idiot in his room...

The Forums have not been up for many recent DefCon, and many people at Defcon who use the forums as regulars, generally would not use the forums while at DefCon.

Some may check in, now and then. Why am I checking them? I am not there. :-)

Best thing to do? look at the unofficial events and try to meet some people there. Make a forums badge or something to identify yourself. You may see other forum members wearing their badges too.

[HCentral]

imdb has a good amount of movie quotes. Of course they are user-contributed, so the more popular and more "quotable" movies will often have more.

I am here and nobody seems to be checking their PMs. I guess everyone's afraid to use the hotel LAN. Or they're out having fun and I'm the only idiot in his room...

[theprez98]

anyone who enjoys quotes, or movie quotes....

en.wikiquote.org

imdb has a good amount of movie quotes. Of course they are user-contributed, so the more popular and more "quotable" movies will often have more.

[dYn4mic]

anyone who enjoys quotes, or movie quotes....

en.wikiquote.org

[HCentral]

Hey look I can Google for Office Space quotes too!

Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob!
- Office Space



Um anyway I'm leaving soon so if you haven't gotten in touch with me I can't deliver stuff to you at the con.

[theprez98]

Bob Slydell: Milton Waddams.
Dom Portwood: Who's he?
Bob Porter: You know, squirrely looking guy, mumbles a lot.
Dom Portwood: Oh, yeah.
Bob Slydell: Yeah, we can't actually find a record of him being a current employee here.
Bob Porter: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him, but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck.
Bob Slydell: So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch.
Bill Lumbergh: Great.
Dom Portwood: So um, Milton has been let go?
Bob Slydell: Well just a second there, professor. We uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it will just work itself out naturally.
Bob Porter: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem solved from your end.

[astcell]

Best line ever

PC Load Letter, WTF does that mean! *WHAM*

[skroo]

Drew: "Well, let’s see. Lumbergh fucked her. Ah, let me see who else..."

[dYn4mic]

Michael Bolton: You think the pet rock was a really great idea?
Tom Smykowski: Sure it was. The guy made a million dollars. You know, I had an idea like that once. A long time ago.
Peter Gibbons: Really, what was it, Tom?
Tom Smykowski: Well, all right. It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor, and it would have different conclusions written on it that you could jump to.

Michael: That is the worst idea I have ever heard in my life, Tom.
Samir: Yes, yes, it's horrible... this idea.

[theprez98]

Michael Bolton: You think the pet rock was a really great idea?
Tom Smykowski: Sure it was. The guy made a million dollars. You know, I had an idea like that once. A long time ago.
Peter Gibbons: Really, what was it, Tom?
Tom Smykowski: Well, all right. It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor, and it would have different conclusions written on it that you could jump to.

[Kai]

we don't "learn" here.. we jump to conclusions.. you should see the cool mat that we made up for it......

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.

[Siviak]

If you had read those threads icebreaker, you would know that this issue has been resolved with the mods.

we don't "learn" here.. we jump to conclusions.. you should see the cool mat that we made up for it......

[spahkle]

Didn't you post this before? Twice? Do we remember where your posts ended up?

If you had read those threads icebreaker, you would know that this issue has been resolved with the mods.

[icebreaker]

Didn't you post this before? Twice? Do we remember where your posts ended up?