Their watching us

[mirc mygot]

This is a noob question and this is probably in the wrong forum but is the government watching us right now and tracking us somehow? It's obvious that they go the the DefCon conventions and everything and if you spot one you get a free t-shirt and stuff.. but what about now? Just wondering.. I don't really care because I haven't done anything that would make me want to try and evade them.

[astcell]

They are watching you....NOW

Colonel Sandurz: Now, You're looking at now sir...Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet:When.
Colonel Sandurz:Just now... We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then?
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz:I can't
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon!
Dark Helmet: How soon?

[noid]

Actually, I just called them. They're watching you, specifically. The rest of us are being given a free pass till the end of the month.

Whatever you do, do not go to the dentist. Thats where they put the tracking chips in.

[skroo]

This is a noob question and this is probably in the wrong forum but is the government watching us right now and tracking us somehow?

They're not, but I am. Stop touching yourself.

[TheCotMan]

Yes, the government is listening to you and watching you, but which government?

Do you have a TV made in China? Taiwan? Mexico? Why do you think they are so cheap? Those TV are subsidized by governments! They force extra chips to be added to eavesdrop on you!

How about the clothes you wear? Yep. Textiles made in foreign lands come equiped with GPS, RFID, and some are even 802.11* capable to let the government make you a relay. Men's underwear also have this feature, but they don't tell you about it.

Noid is right about the dentist. There are presently 4 groups out there to combat the government. There are the Stonecutters, the 12-Monkey-Butlers, the Illuminati and the Forklift Operators of Union 1233. The 12-Monkey-Butlers are behind the tooth tracking system. It is hard to beat these people because they work from the future.

Watch out for the...
[Connection closed or something.]

[Second]

Colonel Sandurz: Now, You're looking at now sir...Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet:When.
Colonel Sandurz:Just now... We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then?
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz:I can't
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon!
Dark Helmet: How soon?

THERE'S ONLY ONE MAN THAT WOULD DARE GIVE ME RASPBERRY!

[astcell]

Actually the Feds will never find this thread because he cleverly titled it "Their watching us." instead of "They're watching us." Good use of leetspeak there d00d, I bet you get hired by TSA.

[theprez98]

Actually the Feds will never find this thread because he cleverly titled it "Their watching us." instead of "They're watching us." Good use of leetspeak there d00d, I bet you get hired by TSA.

Does active-duty military count as a fed? If so, I'm watching him!

[mirc mygot]

Haha you guys are funny.. So i'm guessing they are watching us? If they would go to a def con convention why not go on their website?

[Dutch]

Haha you guys are funny.. So i'm guessing they are watching us? If they would go to a def con convention why not go on their website?

They don't just go to the website.
Ever wondered why Netscape/Mozilla/I.E is free to download and use ? Everytime you use those webbrowsers, they report back to the TLA's. Just look at the Mozilla code!

Actually I and my fellow cohorts are watching the TLA's watching you..
Gawd, it's good to be a senior member of the Illuminatii...

Dutch

[spahkle]

Gawd, it's good to be a senior member of the Illuminatii...

Dutch

Now we know you're lying.. we Illuminati would never admit that we exist... oh crap.

[skroo]

Actually I and my fellow cohorts are watching the TLA's watching you..
Gawd, it's good to be a senior member of the Illuminatii...

"Damn it feels good to be a Bilderberger..."

[astcell]

Haha you guys are funny.. So i'm guessing they are watching us? If they would go to a def con convention why not go on their website?

I sent this page link to as many agencies as I can think of. Happy now?

[Dutch]

Now we know you're lying.. we Illuminati would never admit that we exist... oh crap.

Unless of course you, like me, are from the H.R. & Recruitment dept. Not just the Feds that recruit new talent around DC ;)
/taps right earlobe, with left hand, while standing on one foot whistling - The secret Illuminatii recruitmentprocedureinitiationsign...

Dutch

[Roaming Gnome]

copper cage

.. but what about now? Just wondering..

Try building a copper cage around your house. Remember, copper is a great insulator against those harmful-mind-altering radio waves.