This Bike is a Pipe Bomb

[Beginner]

I knew a thread with a title like this would attract stupid people

[bartek87]

An actual pipe bomb with a sticker that says "this isn't a pipe bomb"?

Ahh..pipe bombs and duke nukem will always be linked in my head.

I thought I was the only one that ever made that connection

[noid]

Wow. You're some kind of magical idiot. Not only is that illegal, but its fucking stupid as well. Welcome to ban town.

[Cowthief]

This flashlight is a shotgun.

Hello.

Take a size "C" duracell flashlight cell, it can be dead.
Carefully cut the label off with an exacto knife along the side, there is a slight seam that works quite well.
Remove the top and bottom caps and the label, dispose of the actual cell after taking measurments.
Now, get a section of 3/4" pipe, cut this to the same size as the cell.
Sand down the inside and ouside edges.
You will now need a 12 gauge shotgun shell.
Make sure the shotgun shell fits snug inside the piece of pipe, snug but not tight.
Now, carefully, put a thin circular paper washer, a reinforcement grommet for paper for your 3 ring binder works quite well.
Now, carefully! put a BB on the center of the primer.
Place the cap with the tip, the + end, over the BB and primer, be very careful.
Now, carefully, put the plastic label over the whole thing.
This can be fired in 2 ways.
Electric, allow a fair amount of current to flow, a short circuit a 2 or more cells will allow enough this to fire.
Mechanical, a good shock to the tip will force the BB into the primer.
If you are careful and crafty, you can have something that looks just like a standard flashlight cell.
I started this after seeing a Russian made shotgun battery, this was copied after an eveready cell with the metal shell.

[SlackJaw]

My Schlong is a pipe bomb - well maybe a firecracker.

[TheCotMan]

I was going to make that the title, but I didn't want "defcon pipe bomb" to bring up any google results.

Is that better than them finding this with a goolge search for "Defcon bong pipe"?

Oh...too late.

Yeah, that is what I was thinking. (heh)

[Xodia]

This thread is a pipe bomb.


Punchline, anyone?

I was going to make that the title, but I didn't want "defcon pipe bomb" to bring up any google results.

Oh...too late.

[Second]

An actual pipe bomb with a sticker that says "this isn't a pipe bomb"?

Ahh..pipe bombs and duke nukem will always be linked in my head.

[converge]

This thread is a pipe bomb.


Punchline, anyone?

[mfreeck]

I need a t-shirt that says "I am a pipe bomb," or "My empty head is a pipe bomb," so they can't claim you said you HAD a pipe bomb.

Another reason for driving to Defcon.

[CP99]

http://www.wcpo.com/news/2006/local/03/02/ou.html


Just some local news I thought people here would find entertaining.

Where is the bumper sticker for the band "This is a car-bomb"

[Xodia]

http://www.wcpo.com/news/2006/local/03/02/ou.html

A music fan's bicycle put the Ohio University campus on high alert Thursday morning.

OU says around 5:30 a.m., a mountain bicycle chained outside a campus business caught the attention of the university's police department.

The bike had a sticker on it that said, "This Bike is a Pipe Bomb."

Four university buildings were closed for hours and the Columbus police bomb squad was called in.

Its members determined there was no bomb, and an all-clear was given by 9 a.m.

Just some local news I thought people here would find entertaining.