Hey!!
WTF!?!?! I was Beer Betty last year and I was asked back for this year, having been told I'd been the best Beer Betty they'd had in FAR too long. Now you're tellling me I have to compete to get my "job" back???
Whose ass do I have to beat? :)
1. Name - Banasidhe
2. Picture - http://www.23.org/bios/banshee.html
3. Website - Banasidhe.com (under construction)
4. Prior Defcon Experience - Causin' DC fun since 1996
5. Top Reasons why you think you'd make a great Vinyl Vanna/Beer Betty!
#5 - I'm hot 'n' sexy and look great in fetishwear/catholic schoolgirl outfits.
#4 - I have over 14 years experience in alcohol service and event security and know the difference between Buzzed, drunk and "Call the EMT'S!"
#3 - I was planning on bringing puke-pails this year, as I noticed they were sadly lacking last year.
#2 - I know the game, the rules the set-up and the "job" duties already and have prior experience
and the #1 reason I should be allowed to reprise the role of Beer Betty this year??
#1 - I bring my own bottle-opener
WTF!?!?! I was Beer Betty last year and I was asked back for this year, having been told I'd been the best Beer Betty they'd had in FAR too long. Now you're tellling me I have to compete to get my "job" back???
Whose ass do I have to beat? :)
1. Name - Banasidhe
2. Picture - http://www.23.org/bios/banshee.html
3. Website - Banasidhe.com (under construction)
4. Prior Defcon Experience - Causin' DC fun since 1996
5. Top Reasons why you think you'd make a great Vinyl Vanna/Beer Betty!
#5 - I'm hot 'n' sexy and look great in fetishwear/catholic schoolgirl outfits.
#4 - I have over 14 years experience in alcohol service and event security and know the difference between Buzzed, drunk and "Call the EMT'S!"
#3 - I was planning on bringing puke-pails this year, as I noticed they were sadly lacking last year.
#2 - I know the game, the rules the set-up and the "job" duties already and have prior experience
and the #1 reason I should be allowed to reprise the role of Beer Betty this year??
#1 - I bring my own bottle-opener
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