For a reference - see the "tech support" thread in dev/null
I guess I answered their 3 stupid scenarios “correctly” because I got invited to an interview.
So there I sit across from 3 Gates Clones being fucked with by the barrage of brain teasers. (the sq root of 50 squared…) duh. Or (You have 9 golf balls of equal dimensions….how many can I shove up my ass in four minutes….blah blah)
I got them all right, then they played the acronym game HTML, ASP, TCP/IP, DNS, AJAX, PHP, IP, and some others. Grilled me on some SQL, and ask about Cold Fusion, then they handed me a printout of three simple lines of code (C#) and asked me to find the problems. They declared 3 variables and concatenated them…so they left off a closed quote, and left out an ampersand, and a space…
Then they followed with some predicable HR type questions…..”Tell me a time when you had to blow a customer and how you felt about it….”
I correctly jumped through their hoops! I guess you can tell by now I got rejected.
What the hell man….do you think it’s my age? Maybe they hate goatees, or resent that I farted and caused a 15 minute recess, or spelled Microsoft with the $$ signs…
Anyway, though I’d share my pissy day with ya'll
Holla,
T
I guess I answered their 3 stupid scenarios “correctly” because I got invited to an interview.
So there I sit across from 3 Gates Clones being fucked with by the barrage of brain teasers. (the sq root of 50 squared…) duh. Or (You have 9 golf balls of equal dimensions….how many can I shove up my ass in four minutes….blah blah)
I got them all right, then they played the acronym game HTML, ASP, TCP/IP, DNS, AJAX, PHP, IP, and some others. Grilled me on some SQL, and ask about Cold Fusion, then they handed me a printout of three simple lines of code (C#) and asked me to find the problems. They declared 3 variables and concatenated them…so they left off a closed quote, and left out an ampersand, and a space…
Then they followed with some predicable HR type questions…..”Tell me a time when you had to blow a customer and how you felt about it….”
I correctly jumped through their hoops! I guess you can tell by now I got rejected.
What the hell man….do you think it’s my age? Maybe they hate goatees, or resent that I farted and caused a 15 minute recess, or spelled Microsoft with the $$ signs…
Anyway, though I’d share my pissy day with ya'll
Holla,
T
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