Room available

[HighWiz]

Re: Room available

You call those lines?


Amateurs!

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I have my hotel room, but to help clarify for other people.

It's floor space that they would have, correct? You stated that the room is "Paid For" but are you looking for some monetary compensation (or perhaps some other type)?

[TurboPotato]

Re: Room available

I don't think this is getting you points on the getting a spot in the room.

Aww common I'm a funny guy!


Everyone wants me as their friend!

Besides I know you laughed at that 100baseT joke. It was too nerd for werds. It was awesome.

[dYn4mic]

Re: Room available

"Hey baby, can I plug my cable into your fiber channel?"

"Yeah that's right......snarf that packet....yeah....yeah do it.....yeah...."

"Hey...that's a nice PDA you got there....care if I jack it for a bit?"

"Hey, your friend's kind of cute....care if I'm the Man in the Middle?"

or for the insults....


"BITCH! you pass more traffic then 100baseT!!!"


I don't know...I just kind of made them up as I went along....

I don't think this is getting you points on the getting a spot in the room.

[TurboPotato]

Re: Room available

"Hey baby, can I plug my cable into your fiber channel?"

"Yeah that's right......snarf that packet....yeah....yeah do it.....yeah...."

"Hey...that's a nice PDA you got there....care if I jack it for a bit?"

"Hey, your friend's kind of cute....care if I'm the Man in the Middle?"

or for the insults....


"BITCH! you pass more traffic then 100baseT!!!"


I don't know...I just kind of made them up as I went along....

[t0ttenkoph]

Re: Room available

I've gotten much worse in my PC Repair class.

"Can I perform a pen. test on you?"

or

"I'd like to sniff her packets some time."

[IrishMASMS]

Re: Room available

Hey man your inbox is full.

That is the worst pickup line yet: <I>Hey man, would you like your inbox to be full??</I>

But so fitting for this thread....

[TurboPotato]

Re: Room available

Hey man your inbox is full.

Shoot me an email sometime @


TurboPotato{at}gmail{dot}com

Hope to hear from ya!

-TurboPotato

[TurboPotato]

Re: Room available

Hey, what would the price be for a single body in the room? I'm 21 and totally looking for a room at the riz so I'm never to far from the c0n as possible.

I'm cool too! I am sooooo l33t I never leave a dry panty in the room when I walk in. (hehe)



Anyway, what would ya need from me?

Thanks!

TurboPotato

[t0ttenkoph]

Re: Room available

Alrighty, the guy is 24 and single and the two girls are 21 and single. We're all good friends who promised our respective parental units that we wouldn't elope with anyone while in vegas. Which is a bummer, because I wanna see an elvis and neil diamond duet of Love on the Rocks. Kidding. And I must agree that what happens in Defcon eventually ends up on the Internet.


~Tottenkoph


:D

[IrishMASMS]

Re: Room available

Isn't there a saying about that?

"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?"

Unless you live here in Vegas...

[theprez98]

Re: Room available

Isn't there a saying about that?

"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?"

Stolen from the Navy!

"What happens on cruise stays on cruise..."

[astcell]

Re: Room available

Yes, but what happens at Defcon goes on the Internet!

[0x58]

Re: Room available

Wait, this is Vegas - who cares about relationship status?

Isn't there a saying about that?

"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?"

[IrishMASMS]

Re: Room available

cue the people posting requests for photos and/or relationship status

Wait, this is Vegas - who cares about relationship status?

[Deviant Ollam]

Re: Room available

(two girls, one guy)

cue the people posting requests for photos and/or relationship status