Favorite bumper sticker

[tryagain]

"Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?"

[Manic Velocity]

(In very small letters)

"If you can read this, I can slam on my breaks and sue you."

[noid]

"In case of Rapture, can I have your car?"

[FAWCR]

"If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk."

[astcell]

"This may not be the Mayflower, but your daughter came across in it."

[KeLviN]

"Cat. The Other White Meat."

[blackwave]

i have no personal favorite, but other favorites here: http://www.ahajokes.com/funny_bumper_stickers.html

[jesse]

I just like the bluntness of "You toucha my car, I breaka your face" and "Keep Honking, I'm Reloading".

[ch0l0man]

dont really have a favorite, but i did see one in torrance, ca about a month ago on a blue jetta.
it took up the entire rear bumper and it said,
"WINDOWS MUST DIE"
wonder if it belongs to someone here?

[GodMinusOne]

"As a matter of fact, I do own the road"

[astcell]

We have three dogs, so the bumper sticker on my wife's car:

"Dog is my co-pilot"

[GodMinusOne]

Can't forget this classic.... "Jesus Loves You; Everyone Else Thinks You're An Asshole"

[astcell]

"My other car went up my nose"

[Gadsden]

"Everytime you drive slow in the fast lane, god kills a kitten."

[Grifter]

"My other ride is your sister."