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  • Favorite bumper sticker

    "Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?"

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    (In very small letters)

    "If you can read this, I can slam on my breaks and sue you."
    "These last twenty minutes have been the best years of my life." -Goliath, "The Matrix Comics"

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    • #3
      "In case of Rapture, can I have your car?"

      I return whatever i wish . Its called FREEDOWM OF RANDOMNESS IN A HECK . CLUSTERED DEFEATED CORn FORUM . Welcome to me

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      • #4
        "If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk."
        Life is too short not to enjoy....because you won't get out alive.

        http://www.fuckinggoogleit.com/

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        • #5
          "This may not be the Mayflower, but your daughter came across in it."

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          • #6
            "Cat. The Other White Meat."
            the fresh prince of 1337

            To learn how to hack; submit your request

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            • #7
              i have no personal favorite, but other favorites here: http://www.ahajokes.com/funny_bumper_stickers.html

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              • #8
                I just like the bluntness of "You toucha my car, I breaka your face" and "Keep Honking, I'm Reloading".
                "Those who would willingly trade essential liberty for temporary security are deserving of neither." --Benjamin Franklin

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                • #9
                  dont really have a favorite, but i did see one in torrance, ca about a month ago on a blue jetta.
                  it took up the entire rear bumper and it said,
                  "WINDOWS MUST DIE"
                  wonder if it belongs to someone here?
                  "so many books, so little time"

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                  • #10
                    "As a matter of fact, I do own the road"
                    You're either on my side or else you're in the way.

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                    • #11
                      We have three dogs, so the bumper sticker on my wife's car:

                      "Dog is my co-pilot"

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                      • #12
                        Can't forget this classic.... "Jesus Loves You; Everyone Else Thinks You're An Asshole"
                        You're either on my side or else you're in the way.

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                        • #13
                          "My other car went up my nose"

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                          • #14
                            "Everytime you drive slow in the fast lane, god kills a kitten."
                            Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

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                            • #15
                              "My other ride is your sister."
                              .: Grifter :.

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