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  • bascule
    omgpwnies!
    • Jul 2003
    • 1946

    #1

    Electronic Jihad!

    The crazy Russian that runs Kaspersky, makers of everyone's least favorite antivirus software, has predicted an electronic holy war will be waged on August 26th. The release was picked up by those bastions of factual and accurate reporting, The Inquirer, Slashdot, and eWeek.

    Let's hope that in the event this is even remotely for real, they don't take any advice from this thread...
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  • Epyon
    I Invented The Internet
    • Aug 2004
    • 12

    #2
    It sounds crazy to me, the stuff I've read has some good points, but I don't see that happening. Oh well, guess we'll see tommorrow right?
    [Insert funny picture here]

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    • astcell
      Human Rights Issuer
      • Oct 2001
      • 7512

      #3
      Can it be any worse than AOL, Microsoft, Script Kiddies, Fucktards and asshats on the Internet? It almost sounds to me like a public service.

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      • Epyon
        I Invented The Internet
        • Aug 2004
        • 12

        #4
        Haha, true true!
        [Insert funny picture here]

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        • Xodia
          Lurker Savant
          • Sep 2003
          • 515

          #5
          Originally posted by bascule
          The crazy Russian that runs Kaspersky, makers of everyone's least favorite antivirus software, has predicted an electronic holy war will be waged on August 26th.
          Oh no! I have to get my left over Y2k supplies down to the bunker, time is of the essence!
          The dude abides.

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          • allentrace
            Sarcasm Intended
            • Jul 2004
            • 516

            #6
            Electronic Jihad

            Originally posted by Xodia
            Oh no! I have to get my left over Y2k supplies down to the bunker, time is of the essence!
            I still have about 10 cases of powdered egg mix if you want some.
            Did Everquest teach you that?

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            • Epyon
              I Invented The Internet
              • Aug 2004
              • 12

              #7
              Nah, I stocked up on underwear and beef jerkey, that's the way to go.
              [Insert funny picture here]

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              • Twigman
                Member
                • Aug 2004
                • 98

                #8
                Originally posted by bascule
                The crazy Russian that runs Kaspersky, makers of everyone's least favorite antivirus software
                Sorry for the noob-ness (and, yes this is my first post), but could you explain why this is your least favorite antivirus software. Google and forum search didn't find anything. :(
                Thanks in advance.
                Twigman

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                • bascule
                  omgpwnies!
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 1946

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Twigman
                  Sorry for the noob-ness (and, yes this is my first post), but could you explain why this is your least favorite antivirus software. Google and forum search didn't find anything.
                  NAV, McAfee, and F-Prot are all far superior products. Deploying Kaspersky, especially on *IX mailservers, is a fucking bitch and a half.

                  And SURPRISE SURPRISE, Kaspersky the Russian douchebag was WRONG. No electronic jihad today, sorry. It's been dismissed as baseless hysteria.
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                  • Epyon
                    I Invented The Internet
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 12

                    #10
                    What an idiot, he should be shot, not that I really thought or planned on that happening, but what the hell. Guess the underwear and jerkey will be put away until duty calls on them again.
                    [Insert funny picture here]

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                    • allentrace
                      Sarcasm Intended
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 516

                      #11
                      ANTIVirus

                      Originally posted by bascule
                      NAV, McAfee, and F-Prot are all far superior products. Deploying Kaspersky, especially on *IX mailservers, is a fucking bitch and a half.
                      DOnt forget AVG and BlackICe who make darn good AV. Zone Alarm would have been good if not for all the crap Permission settings
                      Did Everquest teach you that?

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                      • astcell
                        Human Rights Issuer
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 7512

                        #12
                        Didn't know Zone Alarm and BlackIce were anti-virus products. That's what I get for reading the directions on the box.

                        I guess now the dude can claim to have single handedly stopped the gee-hawd.

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                        • allentrace
                          Sarcasm Intended
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 516

                          #13
                          Originally posted by astcell
                          Didn't know Zone Alarm and BlackIce were anti-virus products. That's what I get for reading the directions on the box.
                          Correction primarily BlackIce is a Security FW but it does have AV support and I like it.
                          Did Everquest teach you that?

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                          • Gadsden
                            Goon
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 1241

                            #14
                            Here is a better and more accurate story on the people behind it.
                            http://www.vacilando.net/debunker/index.php?go=cbomb

                            Originally posted by bascule
                            The crazy Russian that runs Kaspersky, makers of everyone's least favorite antivirus software, has predicted an electronic holy war will be waged on August 26th.
                            Let's hope that in the event this is even remotely for real, they don't take any advice from this thread...
                            Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

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                            • allentrace
                              Sarcasm Intended
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 516

                              #15
                              Originally posted by 0versight
                              yes please continue to recommend Black Ice and ZA.....I love them, easy to break into :o
                              Yeah well that is BlackIce users problems that there software has bad access control restrictions.

                              ex.

                              REJECT, 138, default, 1999-07-22 20:26:53, A(times 1000).... , 2000, unknown

                              injecting an overload in the firewall rule into C:Program Files/ISSBlackIce/BlackIce.ini

                              I believe there are 8 other exploits like this with BlackIce's (4) .ini files
                              (Security protocols has already released fixes for all these problems I believe)

                              As for ZoneAlarm and the rest I was not commenting on there FW's merely their Anti Virus defs. which I have used McAfee, Norton, AVG, ZoneAlarm, Peer Guradian, BlackIce and I like Norton the best. And any firewall is better than XPs standard FW which the majority of Xp Users think protects them. Not everyone is as knowledgeable of Security as you Oversight (no sarcasm intended and reading your posts you sound knowledgeable) and for many people basic FW is good to protect them against the Script Kids who are the only ones who need to mess over the basic household computer to be "l33t" in their minds. And basic firewall and AV protects the Adults from the kiddies to a degree.
                              Did Everquest teach you that?

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