My Laptop (The Creed of a United States Hacker)

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  • xor
    not
    • Aug 2007
    • 1347
    #1

    My Laptop (The Creed of a United States Hacker)

    This is my laptop.

    There are many like it, but this one is MINE.

    My laptop is my best friend. It is my life.

    I must master it as I must master my life.

    My laptop without me is useless. Without my laptop, I am useless.

    I must hack with my laptop to be true.

    I must hack better than my enemy who is trying to hack me.

    I must hack him before he hacks me. I will...

    My laptop and myself know that what counts in war is not the code we type,

    the noise of our keystrokes, nor the typos we make.

    We know it is the penetrations that count. We will penetrate...

    My laptop is human, even as I, because it is my life.

    Thus, I will learn it as a brother.

    I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
    and its peripherals.

    I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.

    I will keep my laptop clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.

    We will become part of each other. We will...

    Before God I swear this creed.

    My laptop and myself are the defenders of my country.

    We are the masters of our enemy.

    We are the saviors of my life.

    So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.

    Redone by xor

    I'm sure Maj Gen WH Rupertus is rolling over in his grave. :-)
    Last edited by xor; March 22, 2008, 17:38.
    Just because you can doesn't mean you should. This applies to making babies, hacking, and youtube videos.
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    • streaker69
      • Mar 2008
      • 1141
      #2
      Re: My Laptop (The Creed of a United States Hacker)

      I dare you to say that in front of R. Lee Ermey.
      A third party security audit is the IT equivalent of a colonoscopy. It's long, intrusive, very uncomfortable, and when it's done, you'll have seen things you really didn't want to see, and you'll never forget that you've had one.

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        • 0x58
          a.k.a X-Istence
          • Oct 2006
          • 183
          #3
          Re: My Laptop (The Creed of a United States Hacker)

          Why just a United States hacker? I think this creed could be applied to people all over the world!

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            • xor
              not
              • Aug 2007
              • 1347
              #4
              Re: My Laptop (The Creed of a United States Hacker)

              Originally posted by 0x58
              Why just a United States hacker? I think this creed could be applied to people all over the world!

              Just messing around; trying to make it as close to the original as possible. But yes, it's really for all security professionals every where.

              xor
              Just because you can doesn't mean you should. This applies to making babies, hacking, and youtube videos.

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                • xor
                  not
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 1347
                  #5
                  Re: My Laptop (The Creed of a United States Hacker)

                  Originally posted by streaker69
                  I dare you to say that in front of R. Lee Ermey.
                  This is my laptop
                  this is my gun
                  this is for hacking
                  this is for fun

                  :-)

                  xor
                  Just because you can doesn't mean you should. This applies to making babies, hacking, and youtube videos.

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                    • noid
                      Fun Enforcement Agent
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 2394
                      #6
                      Re: My Laptop (The Creed of a United States Hacker)

                      Remember kids. Say nope to dope and ugh to drugs!

                      I return whatever i wish . Its called FREEDOWM OF RANDOMNESS IN A HECK . CLUSTERED DEFEATED CORn FORUM . Welcome to me

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                        • starski
                          The Sniffmiester
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 12
                          #7
                          Re: My Laptop (The Creed of a United States Hacker)

                          needless to say that it's like a gun that you will need for survival. i like your writings dude, it's like a piece contemporary literature.

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                            • DaKahuna
                              Dirty Ol' Man
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 664
                              #8
                              Re: My Laptop (The Creed of a United States Hacker)

                              Now if that could only be put on a sticker - it would look nice on my MacBook.
                              DaKahuna
                              ___________________
                              Will Hack for Bandwidth

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                                • barry99705
                                  Member
                                  • Sep 2007
                                  • 302
                                  #9
                                  Re: My Laptop (The Creed of a United States Hacker)

                                  Originally posted by DaKahuna
                                  Now if that could only be put on a sticker - it would look nice on my MacBook.
                                  No one has a laptop like mine! HAHAHAHAHAHAH, it's mine, all mine!! Ah, ehhh, yea... Sorry bout that, don't know what came over me. I don't have room for stickers....


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                                    • Suriyawong
                                      Member
                                      • Mar 2008
                                      • 39
                                      #10
                                      Re: My Laptop (The Creed of a United States Hacker)

                                      Pretty wicked xor, I like it =)

                                      So who's working on the international version?

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