Anyone got their goofy economic stimulus money yet?
I know the government was doing the direct deposit between about May 2nd (i think) and may 22nd for the people who did direct deporsit on their tax returns.
just curious if any of it showed up yet.
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DJ Jackalope
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Re: Anyone got their goofy economic stimulus money yet?
Mine showed up yesterday, and one of my co-workers got hers last week. They go by the last two digits of your SS# to determine where you rank as far as getting your deposit, or your check later on. Those getting checks are having to wait as long as July. Maybe August, I can't remember the exact end time on those.
She understands, but she doesn't comprehend...
The day I stop learning is the day they put me in a box.
Re: Anyone got their goofy economic stimulus money yet?
I have not seen my check yet. I am hoping for that and an additional miracle for means to attend DC this year. This year has been a little tighter than recent years out here.
If a chicken and a half, can lay an egg and a half, in a day and a half... how long would it take a monkey, with a wooden leg, to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
Re: Anyone got their goofy economic stimulus money yet?
FAQ on US Government IRS Rebate checks When checks are supposed to go out.: taxes filed with direct deposit of refund, get their rebates first. Next groups is paper checks which runs through, to July depending on the last 2 digits of your SSN. People that filed close to April 15 can expect a few weeks delay. If you don't file by October something, you don't get a rebate check for tax year 2007.
[tinfoilhat=on]They really use this page to determine who they should audit and implant microchips in people brains to control and *track them*![/tinfoilhat]
Re: Anyone got their goofy economic stimulus money yet?
I think I got mine a couple weeks ago? Though if I just received my normal tax rebate and not the economic stimulus part, then I would be happy to receive it :D.
I think I got mine a couple weeks ago? Though if I just received my normal tax rebate and not the economic stimulus part, then I would be happy to receive it :D.
Was it for $600 ? (i forgot the exact amount.)
I filed my taxes the first week in feb...weeee.....not so eager in giving my SS to a government website, so i'll just kick it and be surprised when it shows.
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DJ Jackalope
dopest dj in the galaxy. *mwah!*
send in the drop bears!
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Re: Anyone got their goofy economic stimulus money yet?
Got it direct deposit before they notified me that I would get it; did not stimulate a whole lot other than clear out debt due to the depressed economy and severely inflated prices of everything. Just glad I got that slice of dignity back instead of a toaster or juicer. Thanks .gov.
if it gets me nowhere, I'll go there proud; and I'm gonna go there free.
I filed my taxes the first week in feb...weeee.....not so eager in giving my SS to a government website, so i'll just kick it and be surprised when it shows.
That's where being married with three kids comes in nice.. $2100.. ;)
A third party security audit is the IT equivalent of a colonoscopy. It's long, intrusive, very uncomfortable, and when it's done, you'll have seen things you really didn't want to see, and you'll never forget that you've had one.
Yeah, I'll be expecting the same amount. Should be getting it today or tomorrow at the latest, according to the schedule.
Too bad I'm Amish and not mormon, I could have got an extra $600 per extra wife.
But I'm not sure that's enough to put up with the extra grief of having extra wives.
A third party security audit is the IT equivalent of a colonoscopy. It's long, intrusive, very uncomfortable, and when it's done, you'll have seen things you really didn't want to see, and you'll never forget that you've had one.
Re: Anyone got their goofy economic stimulus money yet?
I was informed by Turbo Tax that I am not eligible for a stimulus package, so when i gave them the account number to take more money away from me, I was just thankful they did not take more.
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I was informed by Turbo Tax that I am not eligible for a stimulus package, so when i gave them the account number to take more money away from me, I was just thankful they did not take more.
The IRS, "We got what it takes to take what you got"!
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