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    Must ...aaa Fuzz While In Vega

    Microsoft's new ad campaign for it's Surface technology.

    http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=...4-7ff176f3d89e

    From the warm fuzzy happy go lucky; "Where do you want to go today?". To a Vegas casino bar filled with virgin underwear models in tight dresses, playing with neat gadgets while bearing beer and sandwiches dripping with sexual innuendo.

    Man do I feel like one of Pavlo's dogs. We men are such easy targets.

    Like that will ever happen. The real picture goes like this:

    Greepy guys use MS new surface technology and casino cameras to harass young women.
    Next scene guys being carried out by GBG(Great Big Guys) security guards.

    These devices must be ahhhh tested, yeah tested that's the ticket while at Defcon.

    xor
    Last edited by xor; June 13, 2008, 05:54.
    Just because you can doesn't mean you should. This applies to making babies, hacking, and youtube videos.
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    Re: Must ...aaa Fuzz While In Vega

    How do you know they were virgins?
    A third party security audit is the IT equivalent of a colonoscopy. It's long, intrusive, very uncomfortable, and when it's done, you'll have seen things you really didn't want to see, and you'll never forget that you've had one.

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      Re: Must ...aaa Fuzz While In Vega

      Agreed. I think that an outing of about 50 of us should head over to the RIO and, as xor put it, fuzz the crap out of these things. Would be amusing to see all the other tables playing the stupid little games and our tables sitting there with a root shell :)
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        Re: Must ...aaa Fuzz While In Vega

        Now the bluescreen at the Star Trek ride makes so much more sense. I had assumed that it was due to Sikiak humping the photon torpedo.
        If a chicken and a half, can lay an egg and a half, in a day and a half... how long would it take a monkey, with a wooden leg, to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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          Re: Must ...aaa Fuzz While In Vega

          Originally posted by streaker69 View Post
          How do you know they were virgins?
          It's an urban legend. There are no virgins in Vegas.

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            Re: Must ...aaa Fuzz While In Vega

            Originally posted by barry99705 View Post
            It's an urban legend. There are no virgins in Vegas.
            Except when Defcon is in town.
            A third party security audit is the IT equivalent of a colonoscopy. It's long, intrusive, very uncomfortable, and when it's done, you'll have seen things you really didn't want to see, and you'll never forget that you've had one.

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              Re: Must ...aaa Fuzz While In Vega

              Originally posted by goathead View Post
              Now the bluescreen at the Star Trek ride makes so much more sense. I had assumed that it was due to Sikiak humping the photon torpedo.
              That was a classic Defcon moment. I needed that reminder.
              Never drink anything larger than your head!





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                Re: Must ...aaa Fuzz While In Vega

                Originally posted by barry99705 View Post
                It's an urban legend. There are no virgins in Vegas.
                There will be some at the Star Trek convention...
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                  Re: Must ...aaa Fuzz While In Vega

                  Originally posted by renderman View Post
                  Agreed. I think that an outing of about 50 of us should head over to the RIO and, as xor put it, fuzz the crap out of these things. Would be amusing to see all the other tables playing the stupid little games and our tables sitting there with a root shell :)
                  What day you want to try? My schedule has Thursday morning open for the time being.

                  Originally posted by erehwon
                  There will be some at the Star Trek convention...
                  You have to be shitting me. A Star Trek convention at the Hilton the same dates as DefCon at the Riviera. My camera will be working over time.
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