Whats a lockboard?

[noid]

I like the idea of having a pissing contest..one for distance and one for volume..settle some of these IRC/chat board wars once and for all. 'Remember that pissing contest you and I got into a few years ago? Remember I pissed at least 2 feet farther?'

[blackwave]

Originally posted by noid
I like the idea of having a pissing contest..one for distance and one for volume..settle some of these IRC/chat board wars once and for all. 'Remember that pissing contest you and I got into a few years ago? Remember I pissed at least 2 feet farther?'

If we videotaped it I am sure we could sell it to some of the fetish groups out there... or post it on:

alt.binaries.erotica.urine.defcon.for.distance
alt.binaries.erotica.urine.defcon.for.volume

[Grifter]

Beautiful

This is quite possibly one of the most humorous threads I have seen to date. I actually, **Gasp!** Laughed Out Loud.

Hey Noid, can we get the pissing contest to become an Official Defcon event?

"Because I'll tell you what, you may have pissed two feet further than me, but I had you by at least seven ounces." Okay, that's just gross.

[Jenn]

Damn, that sucks...there's no way I could come close to y'all in distance. Now volume....who knows

[blackwave]

Originally posted by Jenn
Damn, that sucks...there's no way I could come close to y'all in distance. Now volume....who knows

I don't know.... I have seen some talent out there... it appears to be practice, practice, practice... and a lot of tarp. :)

[codex]

Lock Board Plans

Since I have not seen a lockboard can anyone explian how it works? Is it a 2x4 with a series of locks in in, or a plywood sheet with locks attached.

[blackwave]

Re: Lock Board Plans

Originally posted by codex
Since I have not seen a lockboard can anyone explian how it works? Is it a 2x4 with a series of locks in in, or a plywood sheet with locks attached.

There are several styles of lockboards:

Here is one version:


This is a flat board that you can stand up and try to pick several makes of locks.

There are also lockboards that are two boards passing through each other to make it self standing and have locks on all sides.