Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?

[LosT]

Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?

For some reason every year most conversations with my contestants turn into the lyrics of an Engima song:

"I love you, I hate you" or "I love you, I'll kill you"-

Weird.

I also quite enjoyed the request to Y3ti for a picture of a shark so that lasers could be mounted to the head...

More later

LosT

[L34h]

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I had a hilarious conversation with a cabbie on my way to Penn and Teller.

Cabbie: So what bring you to Las vegas?
Me: Computer security convention.
Cabbie: Hackersssssss?
Me: *sigh* Yes many of the attendees would self identify as "hackers"
Cabbie: AHA! I KNEW IT! YOU PUT IN FAKE ATM YES? NO WORRIES I NO TELL.

ROFL! He totally knew it was you! This week on Taxicab Confessions...

Penn and Teller, LOVED that show!!! It's like the Magic Show for Engineers! Hope you enjoyed yourself!

[Kingpin]

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See Joe Grand's slide-deck about the badge.

"1940" - when we landed on the moon - Joe

Lots of other pearls in that talk. :)

LMAO. My bad. :)

Joe

[RuckusKnight]

Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?

I had a hilarious conversation with a cabbie on my way to Penn and Teller.

Cabbie: So what bring you to Las vegas?
Me: Computer security convention.
Cabbie: Hackersssssss?
Me: *sigh* Yes many of the attendees would self identify as "hackers"
Cabbie: AHA! I KNEW IT! YOU PUT IN FAKE ATM YES? NO WORRIES I NO TELL.

[astcell]

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Security guard says, "Now I am going to interrogate the door."

[3d0g]

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My fave quote has gotta be: MAKE A HOLE!

[L34h]

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From Twitter:

leahshanker: 65535 points for the person who replaces "Shop" with "Hack" on the "Shop the Planet" billboard outside the riv! #defcon
tottenkoph: @leahshanker it will be done! Just let me finish my coffee. #priorities #lolhackers

Too bad there were cameras pointed directly at the access ladder...they must know us or something? lol

[Chris]

Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?

Ping to GM1: Where are you staying?
GM1: roamer is letting me crash in his room.
Ping: OH MY GOD YOU TWO ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!!!


She obvioulsy knows us.

[CP99]

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Eris: Help! I need a different adult!

[creepykrawler]

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I like....we need to get this keg up stairs..but we must do it quietly...

[eris]

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Black Orchid: "Oh my god, YOU'RE Vandal's wife!? Can I braid your hair?"

[jchillerup]

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"Well, you sure shouldn't have used your convention pass for that, then" - Riviera official after denying me entry into the vendor's area, with me trying to explain that my badge was at that time part of a larger contraption (the blimp badge hack)

[wiseleo]

Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?

See Joe Grand's slide-deck about the badge.

"Delay beyond our control" - overloaded plane and we lied about it - FedEx
"Minor delay" - two months to clear parts - UPS
"1940" - when we landed on the moon - Joe

Lots of other pearls in that talk. :)

[Rewt Daemon]

Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?

Old guy- "Well just don't fuck with the ATM!"
Me- "I won't mess with the ATM, but I wouldn't use the internet."

Okay... so who DID fuck with it? I'm going to assume someone must have

[sintax_error]

Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?

They were indeed, I didn't hear one snide comment from any of them. Can't say the same for some of the Riv's other clientele who weren't attending DEFCON.