Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?

[altNull]

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Just to clarify, that wasn't cheap vodka. It was Everclear, thus his reaction.

My bad, I was in the back. I just saw clear liquid that made people go "UGH."

Didn't that same bottle make it up to the speakers at the closing event?

[Chris]

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Loved the guys that were doing the TF2 talk.
First TF2 Guy:This isn't Defcon, most of you aren't drunk enough and I'm not hearing a bunch of "Fuck YOUs!"...can I get a "Fuck You".

Crowd: FUCK YOU.

Ten minutest later someone brings him some really cheap Vodka

Crowd: DRINK DRINK DRINK!

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Just to clarify, that wasn't cheap vodka. It was Everclear, thus his reaction.

[Decrevi]

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I had a hilarious conversation with a cabbie on my way to Penn and Teller.

Cabbie: So what bring you to Las vegas?
Me: Computer security convention.
Cabbie: Hackersssssss?
Me: *sigh* Yes many of the attendees would self identify as "hackers"
Cabbie: AHA! I KNEW IT! YOU PUT IN FAKE ATM YES? NO WORRIES I NO TELL.

rofl... bloody hackers putting in those fake ATMs :/

[altNull]

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Loved the guys that were doing the TF2 talk.
First TF2 Guy:This isn't Defcon, most of you aren't drunk enough and I'm not hearing a bunch of "Fuck YOUs!"...can I get a "Fuck You".

Crowd: FUCK YOU.

Ten minutest later someone brings him some really cheap Vodka

Crowd: DRINK DRINK DRINK!

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Goon: You guys aren't in line here for the Adam Savage talk?

Random People in the hall way: No (shaking heads).

Goon: GOOD! I'm so proud of you, you've all grown up so fast.

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(This happened up in our room)

St. K had just opened a coke that I had literally ran up to the room.

St. K: Shit!

St. K sticks the whole top of the bottle in his mouth and starts to suck.

Sky: Cup the balls man! Don't forget to cup the balls.

We all laughed, St. K had so much pop coming out of his nose.

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Our grouped liked to walk around the Vegas Strip. After about a 2 hr walk and plenty of drinks, we were almost back to the hotel when a Escort came walking our way. She was hot, skankly dressed and sucking on a lolly pop. She gave Sky and me a seductress look as she walked between us. Sky and I looked at each other, didn't say anything and busted a lung laughing. St. K said she looked back at us and looked so confused.

Skank: What the fuck!?!

[dc0de]

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My favorites were:

We were on the original spelunking expedition to find the g-spot. -Random Goon

That was a line that I thought up to shock the "little girls" who thought that they were fitting in to Defcon.

I used it several times, with hilarious results, with Al Potter and myself. I am thinking about making it a t-shirt.

[barry99705]

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okokokok... THIS is a blatant fabrication of the truth... THERE WAS *NO*, I REPEAT **NO** PINK GLOWSTICK.

I MIGHT have had a red one, but I don't think so.... NO WAY IT WAS PINK.

Queercon was a total win this year, great party.

"It's not pink, it's salmon!"

[hydruh]

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That was me.... :)

Yup.

Damn funny, too.

I still think Chamaelion would make a damn fine goon.

S

[dc0de]

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My fave quote has gotta be: MAKE A HOLE!

Thank you for the mention... I do what I can...

[dc0de]

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My wife, Chamaelion, pulls a bottle of Chivas out of her bag to offer to some thirsty goons.

Goon to my wife: "Are you married"

Chamaelion, looking at me standing next to her: "Uh, yes!"

Goon: "Happily?"

S

That was me.... :)

[DCFluX]

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okokokok... THIS is a blatant fabrication of the truth... THERE WAS *NO*, I REPEAT **NO** PINK GLOWSTICK.

Sorry for the confusion. It was dark and crowded. I'm still trying to remember what I saw, heard and whether I got yiffed or not. Still had a good time and hope to do it again next year.

Working on a Juicebox I scored in the HHV, and I'm soldering naked. But I am a professional.

[calypso]

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My favorites were:

We were on the original spelunking expedition to find the g-spot. -Random Goon

You guys have way too many teeth to claim that you beat each other. Come back to me when you are all toothless and nobby in the mouth. -Good friend from my area code.

Either that or it was when queeg was molesting a baked potato with his mouth at the diner. DUDE I'M STILL GETTING NIGHTMARES FROM THAT!!!
Or the entire conversation that followed with the other goons. I think that counts as epic. Making goon's jaws drop is just too much fun.

[flea]

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At the EFF Summit,
Hackajar: "A Wal-Mart price gun?!?"


At a deafing skybox party with 1200 watts of amplifier for a 30 watt room, I was approached by a large Goon wearing a Red shirt, pink glow stick and a rainbow scarf.

Goon: "Here! Take a hit of this!"
He hands me a water bottle,
FluX: "What is it?"
Goon: "Rockstar and Moonshine!"
FluX: "I don't know..."
Goon: "DO IT!"

okokokok... THIS is a blatant fabrication of the truth... THERE WAS *NO*, I REPEAT **NO** PINK GLOWSTICK.

I MIGHT have had a red one, but I don't think so.... NO WAY IT WAS PINK.

Queercon was a total win this year, great party.

[DCFluX]

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At the EFF Summit,
Hackajar: "A Wal-Mart price gun?!?"


At a deafing skybox party with 1200 watts of amplifier for a 30 watt room, I was approached by a large Goon wearing a Red shirt, pink glow stick and a rainbow scarf.

Goon: "Here! Take a hit of this!"
He hands me a water bottle,
FluX: "What is it?"
Goon: "Rockstar and Moonshine!"
FluX: "I don't know..."
Goon: "DO IT!"

[Ne0nRa1n]

Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?

My all-time favourite quote this year has got to be when I was walking through one of the very crowded hallways, a stranger yelled to me over the rows of people between us as we crossed paths.

"Hey, sleepy-time girl! Great speech!"

[krux]

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It has to be one of either:

"let me tell you about this binary string I found, 10101100110001..."

or..

"did you say your name was Evil Baguette?"