What is in Neil's Pants?

[neil]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

Ohhhhh... the things that sprout from my pants...

[Chris]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

Well...It's about time....

Oi, I do have a dilemma though...So...you both win.. Secret Identity I will send Chris a Macgruber as well as theprez98 too because I did say answers had to be specific, but since one of you wants to gift a mod & the other takes no credit for the win...I figure I'll be nice.

Prez if you want a copy send me a DM with the address you would like it mailed to, please no addresses that will put me on a watchlist. I'll have Neil write you a nice note as a consolation that it's not the original MacGruber. Thanks.

For all you other peeps if you want to print out a copy of MacGruber it's here... http://twitpic.com/1di4te

Just know you wont be as cool as Chris or theprez98 because it's not the original and it's not signed or personalized by the great and mighty Neil himself so THERE.

That's a pretty bad ass MacGruber. I will accept this offering.

[Nikita]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

Well...It's about time....

Oi, I do have a dilemma though...So...you both win.. Secret Identity I will send Chris a Macgruber as well as theprez98 too because I did say answers had to be specific, but since one of you wants to gift a mod & the other takes no credit for the win...I figure I'll be nice.

Prez if you want a copy send me a DM with the address you would like it mailed to, please no addresses that will put me on a watchlist. I'll have Neil write you a nice note as a consolation that it's not the original MacGruber. Thanks.

For all you other peeps if you want to print out a copy of MacGruber it's here... http://twitpic.com/1di4te

Just know you wont be as cool as Chris or theprez98 because it's not the original and it's not signed or personalized by the great and mighty Neil himself so THERE.

[SecretIdentity]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

I think this was called Hacker Death Match (I claim no credit to the actual answer). ;-)

According to this story, you are right (except for the lack of a "space" between the words "death" and "match".)

A new event at DefCon '99 is the Hacker Deathmatch.
...
Notable wrestling competitors included encryption expert Bruce Schneier against an unknown college student (Schneier lost handily) and a PC World versus LinuxWorld match. PC World took an early lead, then lost quickly to LinuxWorld's lithe contestant.
...

[theprez98]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

Sumo Suit and Sumo Wreslting at Defcon... 7?

If I win, I want the award to go to Chris, as my sacrifice to the mods.

I think this was called Hacker Death Match (I claim no credit to the actual answer). ;-)

[SecretIdentity]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

Sumo Suit and Sumo Wreslting at Defcon... 7?

If I win, I want the award to go to Chris, as my sacrifice to the mods.

[Nikita]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

For MacGruber, What DEF CON event would I be describing with the following hints?

Bruce Schneier failed.
Steve Mcqueen shared the title of the location of this event.
This event was to hackers as the arena was to gladiators.
Women were allowed, despite centuries old traditions forbidding it.

I hope you enjoy this weeks trivia. Your answer must be specific so think wisely before you post :-)

Ok, since it's been pretty dead in here I'm thinking you guys think my hints are too hard & you don't get it. Well, that's because If I made it too obvious a simple google search would reveal the answer. I wanted it to be a challenge..so I will add some hints to the hints...


Bruce Schneier failed. This EVENT was not for the weak, it was quite physical. Better known for it's reading & writing skills a popular Linux magazine beat it's PC counterpart despite the over sized physical challenges.

Steve Mcqueen shared the title of the location of this event. Although he didn't count, how many magnificent wonders of the world were there?

This event was to hackers as the arena was to gladiators, Beavis & Butthead, Quake, Halo, Doom, or Command & Conquer. There was honor in a hard fight to the death.

Women were allowed, despite centuries old traditions forbidding it. Not like we could keep it traditional, there would not have been enough salt in all of Las Vegas to throw down to "purify" the events from our deviancy.

Also..of my previous hints 3/4 in a Google search and it's the very first result...*sigh*

[Nikita]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

my guess is the Dunk Tank. but i could be way off.

No, But because you are having a hard time, I will post some more hints...

[Deviant Ollam]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

This is not hard, solve the hints, Google search, you should be able to figure it out relatively easy

i think this is harder than you might imagine it to be. i've been giving it some thought, however. all of my notions are inconclusive, however.

Bruce Schneier failed.

hmm... you've got me here. no amount of googling for "Schneier" and "DEFCON" and "contest" turns up any result. but i could see him trying his hand at the contest i suspect, and i could see him perhaps not succeeding.

Steve Mcqueen shared the title of the location of this event.

heh... does it take place in a cooler? McQueen was the "Cooler King" in one of his greatest roles. is the dunk tank cooler?

This event was to hackers as the arena was to gladiators.

if we're talking about exerting physical skill... that's one of the few places where it's required at DEFCON.

Women were allowed, despite centuries old traditions forbidding it.

heh... women bearing themselves in public? or competing in games of sport head to head against men?

my guess is the Dunk Tank. but i could be way off.

[Nikita]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

This is not hard, solve the hints, Google search, you should be able to figure it out relatively easy. By the way, the MacGruber sketch is awesome.

[Chris]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

I can confirm that this contest is 100% legit as I received my excellent Target coupon today. I shall bask in the glory that is white chocolate Reese's whilst thinking of things in Neil's pants.

Thanks for the prize Nikita

[DaKahuna]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

Well, Honolulu, HI. The whole Island of Oahu is considered to be Honolulu County.

[Nikita]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

Don't think this is over folks...The main prize is still on the table! MacGruber!!!!

[g3k_]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

Also, I will go ahead and say you won, because the matches are full of shite listing Juneau at 3,108 sq miles. fucking bastard matches.

Yep. Wikipedia actualy says it's closer to 2.6k sq miles. For those interested, they are off by almost over 5k. Jacksonville boasts it too, which caused me to look it up months ago. PM Incoming.

[Nikita]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

Yakutat City, Alaska. I used to think it was Jacksonville, Florida, but it's actually number 5.

Also, DM me your address where you would like the matches mailed to.