What is in Neil's Pants?

[Nikita]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

Nope, wrong according to the matches. Please provide the square miles, to contest the answer on the matches.

Also, I will go ahead and say you won, because the matches are full of shite listing Juneau at 3,108 sq miles. fucking bastard matches.

[Nikita]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

Yakutat City, Alaska. I used to think it was Jacksonville, Florida, but it's actually number 5.

Nope, wrong according to the matches. Please provide the square miles, to contest the answer on the matches.

[g3k_]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

So here we go, for Neils matches the trivia question is this:
"What U.S. city is the largest size in area?"

Yakutat City, Alaska. I used to think it was Jacksonville, Florida, but it's actually number 5.

[Nikita]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

For this weeks episode of what's in Neils pants I present to you a pack of matches. These glorious matches have a trivia question in them already, so we will use that for one of the trivia questions and you will win THOSE MATCHES.......

But WAIT THERE'S MORE!!!!! If you act fast and use your leet skillz and answer correctly the second trivia portion you will get a sketch of MacGruber! Drawn by Neil himself!

I'd like to tell you, or show you more interesting things from Neils pants, but either they are an extreme violation of privacy and or my matrimonial right, or they are just plain rubbish.

So here we go, for Neils matches the trivia question is this:
"What U.S. city is the largest size in area?"


For MacGruber, What DEF CON event would I be describing with the following hints?

Bruce Schneier failed.
Steve Mcqueen shared the title of the location of this event.
This event was to hackers as the arena was to gladiators.
Women were allowed, despite centuries old traditions forbidding it.

I hope you enjoy this weeks trivia. Your answer must be specific so think wisely before you post :-)

[streaker69]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

The real problem here is that you're dealing with a problem that goes back hundreds of thousands of years. From the early days of picking fleas and bugs out of fur to cleaning the sabretooth tiger loincloth. Women have always had this problem.

It's not going away anytime soon, now get back in the kitchen and make Neil a sandwich.












<I kid, I kid...>

[Nikita]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

Neil: don't follow these suggestions.

Nikita: if he follows these suggestions, it wasn't my fault -- it was other kids.

No worries, he came home that very day and told me he was planning on the very same ideas you had. Although I can say you are more comprehensive than what was shared with me, lol. Also to note: He was initially wearing jeans more than usual but that was short lived as he is back to cargo pants again... I love my husband I truly do. I look forward to this weeks episode of what is in Neils pants, and I am thinking of a good prize for those who participate.

[Ellen]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

You, sir, are evil.

[TheCotMan]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

Now, if this was me, and there was risk of information about contents of my pockets being exposed on the forums, I would take the opportunity to have a little fun.

Examples:

* Reminder: new housing development going in... need to move the bodies.

* Reminder: ask Nikita why the feds are asking questions about her

* Brochure from various extremist groups, especially if polar opposites are included at the same time, or brochure about STD.

* Sample collection of random letters suggesting the content is cipher text

* New "house key" not attached to key chain that doesn't fit any known locks.

* Get co-worker to write on paper the literal text, 'The Person I am Cheating With 1-888-555-1212'

* Condom wrapper

Of course, the above examples of mischief probably double as examples for why I am still single.

Neil: don't follow these suggestions.

Nikita: if he follows these suggestions, it wasn't my fault -- it was other kids.

[Ellen]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

This leaves me with three options:

1.Saying F#%$% It and throw the pants in the wash willy nilly and hope for the best.
2.Asking spousal unit to remove his papers, tinder, classified documents, etc from pants fully.
3.Making a spectacle of it on the internet, at his expense, because 1 & 2 failed repeatedly.

I know this is a fairly radical solution, but if all else fails may I suggest:

4. Make spousal unit wash his own pants. (No offense, Neil)

I personally would avoid option #1 at all costs. My first instinct when washing a mans clothing is to thoroughly search for electronics. Paper products are incidental.

[sintax_error]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

Come on, the phrase "passed out down by the docks" explains a lot.

That happens one time and I never hear the end of it...

I do live in a border state, however, I'm far North enough to not see a constant flow of Mexican money, though I'm sure quite a bit of it makes it up here. I'm certainly far South enough to rarely see Canadian coinage. And how I ended up with a Euro, I'll never know.

[Thorn]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

Now that begs a question I've been pondering for some time. Where in the hell does all the foreign coin I tend to locate in my clothing come from? I don't know how many others come across this, but lately (the last few months) I've found several Mexican 10¢ pieces, 3 Canadian 10¢, 2 Canadian 25¢, and a Spanish Euro. I know the pesos are coming from an ancient vending machine at a local supermarket, but the rest I just can't explain.

Come on, the phrase "passed out down by the docks" explains a lot.

My state shares a border with Canada. We get Canadian money all the time. So much so, that it's accepted at par in small amounts (>$1). I'd bet that other border states get both Mexican and Canadian coins into US circulation the same way.

[sintax_error]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

...To date since last Defcon (DC17) I have fished a total of $23 USD and one peso from his pants and/or shirt pockets ...

Now that begs a question I've been pondering for some time. Where in the hell does all the foreign coin I tend to locate in my clothing come from? I don't know how many others come across this, but lately (the last few months) I've found several Mexican 10¢ pieces, 3 Canadian 10¢, 2 Canadian 25¢, and a Spanish Euro. I know the pesos are coming from an ancient vending machine at a local supermarket, but the rest I just can't explain.

[lil_freak]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

This is why it's best to wash spousal units cloths by themselves and not with anything you own and don't want covered in ink, electrical tape, paper scraps, and what the hell is/was this stuff.

As a side note, any currency I find in my spousal units pants and/or shirt pockets goes into my Defcon Stuff fund so I can buy cool gear and the newest DC(whatever year we're now in) shirt(s) . I say if he can't remember he had the extra money to throw around carelessly then he won't mind me taking full advantage of it when it starts to add up to some big bucks. To date since last Defcon (DC17) I have fished a total of $23 USD and one peso from his pants and/or shirt pockets and that right there is a new shirt from Defcon.

[eris]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

I, Nikita, Spouse of Neil, being of (questionable) sound mind and body do hereby declare the following to the interwebs. In the event that the spousal unit, Neil, does not empty his pants pockets before placing worn and or soiled laundry in the hamper the contents of aforementioned pants pockets will be shared with the internet, including but not limited to digital copies, video archival, or text based inventory.

Thank you,
Nikita


This leaves me with three options:

1.Saying F#%$% It and throw the pants in the wash willy nilly and hope for the best.

I have gone with this choice for the last 6 years and it seems to work pretty well. Especially after an old wallet of my spousal unit got washed and dried once.

[Chris]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

AND THE WINNER HAS BEEN CHOOSEN!! I will be mailing you the coupon shortly.

Tune in Next week for more Defcon related random trivia...to win something in or around Neil's pants!!

ps. you might want to keep an eye on this thread...as this information may become useful in the future.

This is truly an honor. First, I'd like to thank my parents for not aborting me. I'd like to thank the academy. To all the naysayers out there, just because you didn't believe in me it never stopped me from believing in myself. To all my fans, I wouldn't be here without you. Last but not least I'd like to thank Neil and Nikita. Neil for having so much in his pants and Nikita for tirelessly putting her hands into Neil's pants. Without you none of this would be possible. DAMMIT TURN THAT MUSIC OFF I'M NOT DONE!!!