What good is drinking if you cant sing some drinking songs?

[Dented-Halo]

So yah, i say we should have a hacker drinking song that we can all sing at hte top of our lungs, and that everyone at defcon will have memorized cuz we will be all singing it...

we need some suggestions or the lyics to some well known beer drinking songs that we can alter to fit our underground theme

what yall think?

I think it would be 1337 to have our own drinking song
hehe

[blackwave]

Re: What good is drinking if you cant sing some drinking songs?

Originally posted by Dented-Halo
what yall think?

Hmmmm... to quote someone...
"Ok, but no"

I am having images of us being pirates on the southern seas...
hell, we can all get h4x0r tats on the back of our necks.

[Fused]

lmao

thats funny b/c i was think of the same thing BW.

[astcell]

drinking song

The perfect drinking song: Shaving Cream


When I was in France with the Army
One day I reached into my kit
I thought I would find me a sandwich
but the darned thing was loaded with sh...aving cream.....

[bikinigurl]

Re: drinking song

Originally posted by astcell
The perfect drinking song: Shaving Cream

I don't know...
I'm quasi partial to the one we learned in my 2nd yr german class in hs..

'in münchen steht ein hofbrau haus, eins! zwei! suffa!'

unfortunately, being that that was like ohhh... 7yrs ago or so... yea that's all of the song i know..
if anyone finds the words a cookie for u
*too lazy to look..*
and pardon my non capitolization of the nouns, I didn't feel like it


toodles
-b

[L0nd0]

ARRRRRrrr! matie. We be pirating the seven seas.... Arrrrrrr

Hahah too funny.

aaarrrrr... swab the deck, man the riggings, recompile the kernal, raise the netstat......look alive ye skuvey dawgs....Aaarrrr..

Sorry I lost it there for a second, work is just way to boring today.

[blackwave]

Originally posted by L0nd0
ARRRRRrrr! matie. We be pirating the seven seas.... Arrrrrrr

Found One!
... hell it it even has its own MP3!!! LOL... this is the best one I have seen so far... DAMNIT LISTEN TO IT!... hahaha... if any song we could all sing drunk as hell, this would be it!



YO HO
(A Pirate's Life For Me)

We decode, we transfer
We copy and crack,
Download me `arties, Yo Ho.
We DVD and MP3
Download me `arties, Yo Ho.

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirates life for me.

Napster gone, But Aimster
Is here
Download me `arties Yo Ho.
With IRC with DCC
Download me `arties, Yo Ho.

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirates life for me.

Cd-rom buner and soon DVD
Download me `arties, Yo Ho.
Movies and Software
and Everything else
Download me `arties, Yo Ho.

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirates life for me.

Were boys and girls
at microsoft
Download me `arties, Yo Ho.
Were kids and hacker,
and Really cool guys
Download me `arties, Yo Ho.

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirates life for me.

Were average joes
And record execs
Download me `arties, Yo Ho.
Were Teens doing it
For mom and dad
Download me `arties, Yo Ho.

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirates life for me.

(c)2001 Mycal, Distribute Widely
www.mycal.net



Download the MP3
http://www.mycal.net/pirates/Mycal_-..._Life_4_me.mp3
Website Here
http://www.mycal.net/pirates/

[h3adrush]

hhahahahahahahaha
i just listened to it!!!
thats the funniest thing ive ever heard

[Contrarian]

We had a variation of that Yo-Ho song back at the ole college days... I have varied it for the con...

I put my hand upon her toe, yo-ho yo-ho
I put my hand upon her toe, yo-ho yo-ho
I put my hand upon her toe,
she said ya dork ya movin to slow
stick-it in stick-it out quick fuckin about
yo-yo yo ho

I put my hand upon her knee, yo-ho yo-ho
I put my hand upon her knee, yo-ho yo-ho
I put my hand upon her knee,
she said ya geek your teasing me
stick-it in stick-it out quick fuckin about
yo-yo yo ho

I put my hand upon her breast, yo-ho yo-ho
I put my hand upon her breast, yo-ho yo-ho
I put my hand upon her breast,
she said ya ned is that your best
stick-it in stick-it out quick fuckin about
yo-yo yo ho

I put my hand upon her twat, yo-ho yo-ho
I put my hand upon her twat, yo-ho yo-ho
I put my hand upon her twat,
she said ya jerk you're gettin me hot
stick-it in stick-it out quick fuckin about
yo-yo yo-ho

I stuck my dick into her mouth, yo-ho yo-ho
I stuck my dick into her mouth, yo-ho yo-ho
I stuck my dick into her mouth,
she said arhahrhahrhahhhraa
stick-it in stick-it out quick fuckin about
yo-yo yo-ho

Now she lies in an old pine box, yo-ho yo-ho
Now she lies in an old pine box, yo-ho yo-ho
Now she lies in an old pine box,
She couldn't handle my hacker's cock
stick-it in stick-it out quick fuckin about
yo-yo yo-ho

We dig her up every now and then, yo-ho yo-ho
We dig her up every now and then, yo-ho yo-ho
We dig her up every now and then,
We fucked her once we'll fuck'er again
stick-it in stick-it out quick fuckin about
yo-yo yo-ho



Sadly I didn't remember all of the verses of the song, so I looked them up online. I found them in some "Oppressive songs of fraternities" page, referencing my very own house!! I feel proud. It's better to be the oppressor than the oppressee.

[sylex]

Okay I mutated the Cal song to fit a bit better...now someone else mod it and by the time we roll into vegas we'll have a drinking song with which to scare the tourists...
YO HO
(A Hacker’s Life For Me)

We Chomp, We Crack
We Ping and Grep
Drink me ‘arties, Yo Ho
We PGP and MP3
Drink me ‘arties, Yo Ho

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a hacker’s life for me.

When Microsoft is gone
Linux will spawn
Drink me ‘arties Yo Ho
With IRC and DCC
Drink me ‘arties Yo Ho

Yo Ho, Yo Ho a hacker’s life for me.

Caffeine high and soon sunrise
Drink me ‘arties, Yo Ho
DT we like, Vanna we miss
Hasn’t Winn retired yet?
Drink me ‘arties, Yo Ho

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a hacker’s life for me

We’re boys and girls
at Defcon X
Drink me ‘arties, Yo Ho
We’re kids and phreaks
And really cool guys
Drink me ‘arties, Yo Ho

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a hacker’s life for me.

We’re average joes
And tech Execs
Drink me ‘arties, Yo Ho
But let’s be honest .
We’re in it for the beer
Drink me ‘arties, Yo Ho

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a hacker’s life for me.

[blackwave]

Originally posted by sylex
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a hacker’s life for me.

SWEET!... nice mod! Now make an mp3 so we can burn and play over all the speakers... and on the way up to dc.. lol :)

[sylex]

LOL..I'm not sure you really want me to be singing you to vegas...you'll be deaf by the time you get there(or wish you were). It's still not quite right...it needs some more work...So this is a call for other versions...I'll tinker with it a bit more and (god only knows why) maybe even burn an mp3 of it.
P.S. I'm sure Winn is just going to love this...

[blackwave]

Originally posted by sylex
I'll tinker with it a bit more and (god only knows why) maybe even burn an mp3 of it.

Hey you never know, you could be starting the first track of the first "defcon soundtrack - music inspired by and from defcon"

[astcell]

Don't forget to have an intro of Priest chewing out some newbie, some feds arresting folks, and a few good sex sounds.

[blackwave]

Originally posted by astcell
Don't forget to have an intro of Priest chewing out some newbie, some feds arresting folks, and a few good sex sounds.

haha, of course the soundtrack would have a few videos to match the music... :)