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  • pc-0x90
    Total Jerkface
    • Apr 2002
    • 64
    #1

    pc's ass hair braiding kung fu mini-tutorial

    After a heated discussion on IRC, ut became apparent that many many people (not just chris and I) have always had the life ambition of braiding our own ass hair.

    Here is the pre-defcon-breakout-session info you all need to know.. Plus, tips on what to bring...

    First off, check this site Never ever click here .. or don't ..

    Next, get a good wax around the edges, you don't want jagged edges, it's just not professional.. turtle wax won't give you the effect you want yet.. save it for later...

    After you've waxed your ass, the next step is to trim those split ends.. no respectable "underground hax0r" has split end ass hairs.

    Some people recommend contiioner at this point, I personally don't see the need, but use it if you will.

    At this point you can start the braiding.. but I can't give out all the trade secrets now....

    until next time...
    a pc-0x90 by any other name is a nummish..
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    • blackwave
      Member
      • Jun 2002
      • 4270
      #2
      Re: pc's ass hair braiding kung fu mini-tutorial

      Originally posted by pc-0x90
      until next time...
      ROFLMAO, I didn't even the topic until I read the post... nice!

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        • Chris
          Great Satan of the East
          • Oct 2001
          • 2866
          #3
          Chicks dig ass hair braids.
          perl -e 'print pack(c5, (41*2), sqrt(7056), (unpack(c,H)-2), oct(115), 10)'

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            • blackwave
              Member
              • Jun 2002
              • 4270
              #4
              Originally posted by Chris
              Chicks dig ass hair braids.
              Hmmm... how does one remove the dingle berries out of the braids after x amount of days of build up? I would imagine that picking them off the dingle berry tree would be more painful than not... Personally I think the butt plugs with the horse tails sticking out of them look better... haven't tried to braid them yet though... hmmmm...

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                • FReCKLeS
                  Great Sister of the FreckleHood
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 20
                  #5
                  WTF !!

                  This is too hilarious....

                  <BW> see what you started now !

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                    • Chris
                      Great Satan of the East
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 2866
                      #6
                      Originally posted by blackwave


                      Hmmm... how does one remove the dingle berries out of the braids after x amount of days of build up?
                      Dude...that is part of what chicks dig. You don't REMOVE the dingleberries. You use them to make ass hair dreadlocks. Jesus...get with the program.
                      perl -e 'print pack(c5, (41*2), sqrt(7056), (unpack(c,H)-2), oct(115), 10)'

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                        • blackwave
                          Member
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 4270
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Chris
                          Dude...that is part of what chicks dig. You don't REMOVE the dingleberries. You use them to make ass hair dreadlocks. Jesus...get with the program.
                          Ah... damn, I using nair all these years... I better get some rogaine and start growing some serious ass hair... hmmm maybe I could dye it as well... hmmmmm

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                            • FReCKLeS
                              Great Sister of the FreckleHood
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 20
                              #8
                              Originally posted by blackwave

                              hmmm maybe I could dye it as well... hmmmmm

                              Intresting idea.....but when you get all sweaty and gross wont the dye stream down your legs and look alittle odd? Especially if you match the blue with blue?

                              Just a thought...

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                                • redburnz
                                  Member
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 9
                                  #9
                                  LMAO, This is some FUNKY shite yallz be talking about in here!

                                  HAHAHA

                                  Question for Blackwave, Are you going to have BLUE arse hair also, wait maybe throw some gel on there and have a spike.

                                  NEW CONTEST, Narliest(is that a word) arse braids gets a 50 gallon drum of AFRO-SHEEN!!!


                                  Just my 2 cents

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                                    • blackwave
                                      Member
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 4270
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by FReCKLeS
                                      but when you get all sweaty and gross wont the dye stream down your legs and look alittle odd?
                                      Hmmm, simple solution, just build up more dingle berries, they are very absorbent, almost like rabbit pellets... so maybe that will work... not too sure what to do about that alluring funk smell though... may have to get some depends to seal up the house funk.

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                                        • FReCKLeS
                                          Great Sister of the FreckleHood
                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 20
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by blackwave

                                          not too sure what to do about that alluring funk smell though...
                                          Good old underarm deoderant with aluminum !

                                          They say that stuff could seal upany smell.

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                                            • blackwave
                                              Member
                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 4270
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by redburnz
                                              Question for Blackwave, Are you going to have BLUE arse hair also, wait maybe throw some gel on there and have a spike.
                                              Hmmm, we shall see how much hair I can grow in a week... will inject some more hair inducing formula from a poodle to get the extra curl...

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                                                • Fused
                                                  Banned
                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                  • 233
                                                  #13
                                                  i am goin to color my hair like in red highlights if i can get the stuff for it.

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                                                    • Chris
                                                      Great Satan of the East
                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 2866
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Fused
                                                      i am goin to color my hair like in red highlights if i can get the stuff for it.
                                                      Uhh...exactly where does one get "stuff" for ass hair dyeing?
                                                      perl -e 'print pack(c5, (41*2), sqrt(7056), (unpack(c,H)-2), oct(115), 10)'

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                                                        • Fused
                                                          Banned
                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                          • 233
                                                          #15
                                                          fuck wrong post i was talkin about my head.... damn it see u got me confused and shit.

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